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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lostma Braincells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andre The Giant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Braincells kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is BoneCrusher- Aint neva scared. The Giant comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Andre The Giant Entrance Song kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Andre The Giant has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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291 lbs
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460 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lostma Braincells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Andre The Giant!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Colin Fray and Roger Salmon.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Braincells tries to clinch up.
Braincells moves out of range as The Giant strikes.
A jab lands there for The Giant.
A big right from The Giant misses.
The Giant takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Braincells. The Giant does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Giant fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Braincells takes a swing at The Giant's ribcage but misses.
Braincells throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Braincells lands the left hand.
Braincells rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Giant moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Braincells lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Braincells moves out of range of the strikes.
Braincells misses with a straight left.
The Giant uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Braincells.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Giant throws a hook but Braincells blocks it.
Braincells steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Giant.
The Giant rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Braincells moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Braincells slips a jab from The Giant.
The Giant blocks a jab.
Braincells tries to clinch up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Giant throws a right and a left that Braincells avoids nicely.
Braincells moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
It looks like Andre The Giant has been cut.
No luck for Braincells with that takedown attempt.
Nice body punch from Braincells.
Braincells waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Giant.
The Giant keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Braincells connects with a nice looking jab.
Lostma Braincells seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Braincells ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Giant moves away.
Braincells misses with a wild body shot.
Braincells swinging wildly here.
The Giant rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Braincells moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Braincells tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Braincells is looking to wear down The Giant with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Braincells moves into range and clinches up with The Giant.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Braincells lands a shot to the body.
The Giant looks gassed!
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The Giant prevents a body shot from Braincells.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Braincells manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Braincells lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A right hook to the body lands for Braincells.
Braincells makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The Giant is rocked!
Braincells creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends The Giant's eyes rolling into the back of his head! The Giant drops to his knees and Braincells pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lostma Braincells!
A victorious Lostma Braincells thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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hype
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pop
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