PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pixar Bonan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Schwensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Bonan might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Morbid Angel - Immortal Rites. Pixar Bonan has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Bonan
vs
Schwensen

175 cm
28
175 lbs
13 - 10 - 0

168 cm
20
180 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Brawler
Good gas tank

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pixar Bonan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kalle Schwensen!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Bruno Hogan and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schwensen is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bonan sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Schwensen looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Bonan fails in his attempt to clinch.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bonan.
Schwensen tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Bonan swivels and escapes.
Pixar Bonan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kalle Schwensen.
Schwensen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Schwensen looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Schwensen engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

Bonan is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Bonan on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bonan tries to get out of the position.
Schwensen throws a big elbow that misses.
Bonan working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Schwensen.
Bonan looking for a sweep. Not yet Bonan, not yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Bonan is on top in guard.
Schwensen is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Schwensen looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Schwensen lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Bonan!
Bonan really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Schwensen is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Bonan can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Bonan tries to lock up and control but Schwensen gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Bonan tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Bonan wants to hold on but Schwensen pushes him away.
Bonan is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Schwensen looking to finish Bonan with some ground and pound. This is bad for Bonan!

It looks like Pixar Bonan has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schwensen raining down shots from the mount!
Schwensen connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Schwensen has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Bonan is in all sorts of trouble here.
Schwensen postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Bonan looks a forlorn figure.

Pixar Bonan's cut is getting worse.
Bonan is working to get back to half guard.
Schwensen landing shots from mount.

Pixar Bonan's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Schwensen lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

Jeez, Pixar Bonan's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Pixar Bonan's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kalle Schwensen!
Kalle Schwensen seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.