PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buttney Butternuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Afro Samurai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Butternuts
vs
Samurai

195 cm
25
220 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

180 cm
21
265 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good in bed

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Buttney Butternuts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Afro Samurai!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Josh West and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Samurai tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Samurai looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Butternuts shoots in looking for a takedown but Samurai manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Butternuts's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Samurai wants to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Samurai looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Butternuts looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Samurai!
Samurai is in a horrible position here. Butternuts smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Samurai is wriggling around trying to escape.
Samurai is bucking up trying to escape but Butternuts cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Butternuts looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Butternuts unloading with bombs!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Samurai takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Butternuts has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Samurai's face.

It looks like Afro Samurai has been cut.

Butternuts is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Samurai to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Samurai shrugs it off.
Butternuts is in the full mount, landing strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Butternuts in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
A nice elbow there by Butternuts.
Butternuts can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Samurai is looking to escape.
Butternuts postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Samurai looks a forlorn figure.
Butternuts scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Samurai?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butternuts working Samurai over with strikes here.
Butternuts has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Samurai's face.
Butternuts with shots to the head and body - Samurai looks very uncomfortable down there.

Samurai is rocked!
Butternuts softens up his opponent with a couple of shots there and then CRACK! One massive shot lands there and Samurai is out cold! Butternuts jumps to his feet and celebrates on the cage with the fans, who are, quite frankly, going absolutely mental!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Buttney Butternuts!