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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Sonofabeetch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jamie Adams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sonofabeetch might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to the theme from the x files. Adams has chosen Death Blooms By Mudvayne as his entrance music. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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286 lbs
12 - 9 - 0 |
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191 cm
30
285 lbs
18 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Sonofabeetch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jamie Adams!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sonofabeetch is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Adams.
It looks like Harry Sonofabeetch has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sonofabeetch closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Adams to the mat! Adams manages to get full guard.
Adams wants to sweep but no luck.
Sonofabeetch pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Adams is keeping the position for now.
Sonofabeetch scoring with punches to the head and body.
Sonofabeetch working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Sonofabeetch throwing strikes but missing.
Sonofabeetch throws a big elbow that misses.
Sonofabeetch throws a big elbow that misses.
Sonofabeetch trying to control the position from guard on top but Adams is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sonofabeetch throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Adams works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Adams preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Adams avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Adams looking to hit a scissor sweep but Sonofabeetch is one step ahead there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Adams keeping full guard, as Sonofabeetch tries to pass.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Sonofabeetch's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Sonofabeetch chips away with some ground and pound.
Sonofabeetch trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Sonofabeetch trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Adams preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Adams avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Sonofabeetch content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sonofabeetch connects with a couple of short punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Adams throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Sonofabeetch scoring with some ground and pound.
Sonofabeetch throwing strikes but missing.
Sonofabeetch working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Sonofabeetch with a nice head shot there.
Adams working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Sonofabeetch doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Sonofabeetch manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Sonofabeetch postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Sonofabeetch trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Sonofabeetch trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Sonofabeetch scoring with some ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sonofabeetch content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Sonofabeetch has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Sonofabeetch is working Adams over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Sonofabeetch throwing strikes from guard but Adams blocks nicely.
Sonofabeetch is looking to work some ground and pound but Adams has wrist control.
Sonofabeetch stands up over Adams, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sonofabeetch throws a big elbow that misses.
Sonofabeetch postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Sonofabeetch tries to free his leg and advance position but Adams is retaining full guard.
Adams keeping moving, preventing Sonofabeetch from controlling successfully.
Adams trying to strike off his back.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sonofabeetch slips nicely into half guard.
Sonofabeetch missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sonofabeetch takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Sonofabeetch passes to side control.
Sonofabeetch landing strikes.
Adams is rocked!
Sonofabeetch lands a big elbow and you can see that really hurt Adams! Sonofabeetch senses the opportunity and scores with more strikes - he's put Adams out! The ref tackles him out of the way to prevent him landing more strikes - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Harry Sonofabeetch!
Post fight, Harry Sonofabeetch stared into the camera and said 'If any girls want hairy babies im in room 213 at the ramada....'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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