PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bada Bada (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joshua Heines (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bada comes to the cage accompanied by The Prodigy Warriors Dance. Joshua Heines struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 156.1lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. Joshua Heines has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bada
vs
Heines

179 cm
32
169 lbs
17 - 15 - 0

185 cm
29
169 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Springfield HW Nutrition

Popeye’s Spinach - 159 + 158 Proof Supps

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bada Bada!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joshua Heines!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Ivan Kurochkin and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heines throws a sloppy head kick

and Bada counters with a nice double leg into side control. Heines won't be happy with that.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Bada happy to just control the position for now.

Bada tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Bada has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Heines really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bada. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Bada moves into full mount!
Bada wants to control the pace but Heines is squirming around nicely.
Bada sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Heines is looking to get to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heines is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Bada wants to control the pace but Heines is squirming around nicely.
Bada controlling the position easily from mount.

Bada working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Bada scores with a couple of good head shots there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Heines wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Bada.

Bada is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Bada extends the arm and Heines is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bada Bada!
Bada Bada very nearly forgot to thank Springfield HW Nutrition amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.