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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Titanic Hunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bjarne Sluggo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Hunt might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Monkey Man. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Bjarne Sluggo was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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300 lbs
10 - 4 - 0 |
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286 lbs
15 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Titanic Hunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Bjarne Sluggo!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Paul Tew and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sluggo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
It looks like Titanic Hunt has been cut.
Sluggo throws a series of punches but Hunt moves out of range.
Hunt connects with an inside leg kick.
Sluggo misses with a hook.
Sluggo lunges at Hunt with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Hunt's hand.
Sluggo swinging wildly here.
Sluggo slips under a jab from Hunt.
Hunt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sluggo.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sluggo lands a left and a right that send Hunt crashing to the mat, dazed. Sluggo thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Hunt thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sluggo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sluggo drops Hunt with a straight right hand, right on the button! Sluggo follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bjarne Sluggo!
Bjarne Sluggo took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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