PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chowmein Wok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexis Texas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Wok
vs
Texas

203 cm
25
270 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

190 cm
25
290 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Chowmein Wok!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Alexis Texas!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Hirohito Nitta and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Texas.
Wok cracks Texas with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Texas tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wok was well out of range. Poor timing from Texas.
Texas lands a nice looking body kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Texas checks a leg kick.
Texas thows a body kick. Wok tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wok throws an overhand right that lands on Texas's shoulder, as Texas tries to avoid the shot.
Wok moves out of range of the body kick from Texas.
Wok misses with a low kick.
Texas is looking to land body kicks.
Texas slips under a jab from Wok.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Texas checks a leg kick.
Texas misses the body punch
and Wok counters with a one-two to the body.
Wok is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Wok swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A head kick misses from Texas.
Wok avoids the body shot from Texas.
Wok misses with an uppercut
and Texas counters with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Texas throws a sloppy head kick and Wok moves out of range easily.
Texas misses with a kick to the body.
Wok ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Wok throws a low kick, looking for Texas's leg but Texas calmly moves out of range.
Wok lands with a good body shot.
Wok lands a jab.
Texas stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Wok.
Texas throws an ugly left hook that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Chowmein Wok seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wok tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A solid leg kick lands there for Wok.
Crunch! Wok slams his shin into Texas's torso.
Texas avoids the body shot from Wok.
An inside leg kick lands from Wok.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Texas throws a body kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wok misses with a body shot.
Wok tries a head kick but it misses.
Both fighters circling a little - Wok finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Texas looks gassed!
Texas throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Texas misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wok.
Wok wants to slow Texas down by chopping away at his legs.
Wok is looking to clinch but Texas is avoiding it.
Wok scores with a spinning back kick!
Texas is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Wok rather than just go for the knockout.
Wok digs a good hook to Texas's body.
Wok punishes Texas's body with a nice straight punch.
Wok connects with a body shot.
Jab, jab by Wok - just one landing.
Wok just misses with a punch to the body.
Wok scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Texas takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Wok, as that shot connected.
Wok is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Texas swats away the attempt to clinch by Wok.
Wok connects with a leg kick. Texas looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Wok with a jab.
Texas takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Wok connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Texas moves out of range of the body kick.
A big left from Wok misses.
Texas takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wok scores with a push kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice uppercut there from Wok.
Wok scores with a hook.
Wok is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Wok throws a nice outside leg kick.
That kick from Wok tenderised Texas's leg. Texas is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wok feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Texas's calf.
Wok scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Texas slips a straight right by Wok.
Wok buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Texas slips a jab from Wok.
Wok scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Wok misses with a wild body shot.
Wok cracks Texas with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The fighters circling - Wok throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wok looks to score with a jab to the body but Texas is just out of range.
Texas takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Texas tries to score with a low kick but Wok moves his leg out of the way.
Texas misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Texas blocks a head kick by Wok.
Wok fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Texas.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Texas defending well as Wok loads up on a big left hand.
An inside leg kick lands from Wok.
Wok fails in his attempt to clinch.
A big right from Wok misses.
Texas's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A big left from Wok misses.
Texas is looking to land body kicks.
Wok misses with a hook.
Texas throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Wok scores with the left hand. Texas knows he should have avoided that one.
Texas throws a lazy body kick
and Wok counters with a thumping low kick.
Wok connects with an inside leg kick.
Wok lands a lovely overhand right.
Texas tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A solid leg kick lands there for Wok.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wok throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Texas.
Texas stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Wok.
Wok lets loose with a powerful body kick. Texas will feel that in the morning.
Wok lands a front kick.
Wok feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Texas's calf.
Wok with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Texas has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Wok.
Wok throws a lazy right hand but Texas sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wok with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Texas avoids the body shot from Wok.
Wok avoids the body shot from Texas.
Wok thuds his shin into the meat of Texas's side.
The crowd cheers as Wok lands an impressive looking overhand right. Texas doesn't seem phased though.
Texas has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Texas there as he acknowledges the shot.
Wok scores with a sloppy right hand. Texas should have avoided that one.
Wok throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Texas stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Texas gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Wok cracks Texas with a right hand to the side of the head.
Wok thuds his shin into the meat of Texas's side.
Wok explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Wok lands with a kick to the ribs.
Wok fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Texas has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Wok connects with a solid leg kick.
Wok fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Texas.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Wok, as that shot connected.
Wok is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Texas has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Wok.
Wok connects with a body shot.
Wok fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Wok fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Wok throws a head kick that Texas semi-blocks.
Wok throws a nice inside leg kick.
Crunch! Wok slams his shin into Texas's torso.
Good leg kick by Wok there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Texas swings for the body but Wok moves out of range.
Wok darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Wok tries to clinch there but Texas circles away.
Texas takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Wok.
Nice straight punches there by Wok. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Wok.
Texas takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Wok throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Texas looks to land a body kick but Wok moved away.
A solid leg kick lands there for Wok.
Texas has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Texas has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Wok.
A head kick by Texas misses
and Wok counters with a nice kick to the body.
Texas tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Wok was well out of range. Poor timing from Texas.
A solid body kick from Wok.
Wok lands a high kick!
Wok thows a body kick. Texas tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Wok throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wok lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Wok. That's going to slow Texas down.
Texas swats away the attempt to clinch by Wok.
Wok misses with a lunging right hand
and Texas counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wok pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Wok throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Texas stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Alexis Texas has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A slapping leg kick lands for Wok.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chowmein Wok showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Wok has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight for Chowmein Wok!
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight for Chowmein Wok!
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight for Chowmein Wok!

Chowmein Wok wins by unanimous decision!
Chowmein Wok managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, KAISER, into his post fight interview.