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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rubert Kuminauha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kuminauha's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Celine Dion - Just Walk Away. Uzi has chosen Top dog feat. Chuck Norris as his entrance music. Rubert Kuminauha has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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240 lbs
21 - 21 - 0 |
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203 cm
32
278 lbs
13 - 5 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rubert Kuminauha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Uzi!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Marco Blurström and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzi displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Kuminauha.
Kuminauha takes one on the button.
Kuminauha shoots and misses
and Uzi counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Kuminauha is lucky that one didn't land flush.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kuminauha fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Uzi avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rubert Kuminauha. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kuminauha fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Uzi avoids it really well and circles away.
Kuminauha tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Uzi swivels and escapes.
Kuminauha takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Uzi dodges the punch combination from Kuminauha.
Uzi misses with a head kick.
Kuminauha shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Uzi as he avoids it easily.
Kuminauha fails with the takedown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Uzi.
Uzi throws a solid leg kick but Kuminauha takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Uzi.
Horrible takedown by Kuminauha or perhaps it was just good defense by Uzi which made him look bad.
A chopping leg kick lands by Uzi.
Kuminauha throws a right hand that Uzi ducks under and follows up with a left that Uzi also avoids with ease.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Uzi enables Kuminauha to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Uzi manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Kuminauha pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Uzi is keeping the position for now.
Kuminauha trying to control but Uzi is working from the bottom.
Kuminauha has gone for a leg lock! Uzi slips out almost immediately though and dives into Kuminauha's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kuminauha trying to control the position.
Uzi got a little sloppy there for a moment and Kuminauha has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Uzi has managed to get both his arms back between Kuminauha's legs - danger averted.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Uzi wants to stand but Kuminauha is controlling his posture from full guard.
Kuminauha is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Kuminauha working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Uzi has passed into half guard!
Kuminauha is looking for a sweep. Uzi is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kuminauha manages to get to full guard.
Kuminauha had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Uzi defends it easily.
Kuminauha has an active guard here but Uzi has managed to pass into half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kuminauha looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kuminauha trying to control from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Uzi wants to get back to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Uzi prevents Kuminauha from improving his position.
Kuminauha looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kalle Uzi dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Kuminauha fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Kuminauha.
Kuminauha chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Uzi can pounce on him.
Kuminauha tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Uzi swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rubert Kuminauha. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kuminauha on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Kuminauha slips a jab from Uzi.
Nice sprawl there from Uzi as Kuminauha shoots in.
Kuminauha looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Uzi is fending him off so far but Kuminauha persists. Nope, Uzi circles away and we're back to standing.
Kuminauha moves out of range as Uzi strikes.
Kuminauha looks for a takedown but Uzi sprawls well.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kuminauha shoots in but Uzi avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuminauha avoids the head kick by Uzi.
Kuminauha tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Uzi swivels and escapes.
Uzi lands a front kick.
Uzi with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uzi throws a head kick but Kuminauha moves out of range.
Kuminauha fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Uzi moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Rubert Kuminauha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Uzi misses with a looping right.
Uzi connects with a right hand. Kuminauha shakes it off.
It looks like Rubert Kuminauha has been cut.
Uzi moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Uzi throws a nice outside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Uzi.
Uzi throws a nice outside leg kick.
Uzi swinging wildly here.
Uzi with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Uzi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kuminauha manages to avoid it.
Uzi tries to bum rush Kuminauha with a series of wild strikes but Kuminauha uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Uzi swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kuminauha shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Uzi but Uzi pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Kuminauha is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Uzi dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kalle Uzi seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Uzi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Uzi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uzi lands a nice shot to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Uzi. That's going to slow Kuminauha down.
Kuminauha takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Uzi throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Uzi connects with an inside leg kick.
Uzi goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Uzi tries to land a front kick but Kuminauha steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Uzi lands a head kick!
Uzi lands a right hook to the body.
Kalle Uzi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Uzi lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Kuminauha crumples to the floor! Uzi milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kalle Uzi!
A victorious Kalle Uzi thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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hype
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