|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steve Rogers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
 |
|
 |
| 189 cm
29
220 lbs
15 - 17 - 0 |
|
190 cm
31
221 lbs
18 - 7 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
|
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 17 - 0, fighting out of New York, Steve Rogers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, Chuck Fuck Tito!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, John Roberts and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rogers has closed the distance and engaged Fuck Tito in a clinch.
Fuck Tito lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Rogers.
Rogers throws a head punch that misses.
Fuck Tito prevents Rogers from breaking the clinch.
A short left from Fuck Tito.
A frustrated look appears on Rogers's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Rogers wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Fuck Tito has him pressed against the cage.
Fuck Tito keeps control of Rogers as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Rogers throws a head punch that misses.
Rogers wants to get back to striking at distance but Fuck Tito won't allow it.
Fuck Tito keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Rogers's efforts to push away.
Fuck Tito throws a head punch that misses.
Rogers swings wildly with an uppercut but Fuck Tito uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rogers is looking to break free of the clinch but Fuck Tito has double underhooks.
Fuck Tito effectively controlling the action here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito lands with a short shot to the head.
Rogers wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Fuck Tito keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Rogers's efforts to push away.
Fuck Tito blocks an uppercut.
Fuck Tito tries to throw a body punch but Rogers avoids it by throwing Fuck Tito back against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Rogers.
Fuck Tito prevents Rogers from breaking the clinch.
Fuck Tito blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fuck Tito prevents a body shot from Rogers.
Nice elbow from Rogers.
It looks like Chuck Fuck Tito has been cut.
Rogers is trying to break the clinch but Fuck Tito is controlling him.
Rogers misses with the head strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rogers working aggressively here.
Rogers looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Rogers swings wildly with an uppercut but Fuck Tito uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fuck Tito takes a shot to the head.
Rogers has a couple of punches blocked by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito taking a breather.
Fuck Tito swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rogers is trying to force a seperation but Fuck Tito has the dominant position.
A short right from Rogers on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuck Tito is looking for a takedown.
Rogers is trying to break the clinch but Fuck Tito is controlling him.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rogers.
Rogers has a couple of punches blocked by Fuck Tito.
Rogers looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rogers manages to break the clinch.
Rogers misses with a two punch combination.
Rogers throws a one two combo.
Fuck Tito throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Rogers was covering up waiting for the punch and Fuck Tito finishes the takedown easily into guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Fuck Tito is looking to work some ground and pound but Rogers has wrist control.
Rogers is looking to stand up but Fuck Tito isn't so interested in that idea.
Fuck Tito throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fuck Tito accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fuck Tito landing with the ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rogers preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Rogers wants to get back to his feet but Fuck Tito is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Rogers wants to get back to his feet but Fuck Tito is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Fuck Tito trying to control the position from guard on top but Rogers is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fuck Tito won't allow Rogers to get back to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fuck Tito is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Rogers fails to land with a series of punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Steve Rogers dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chuck Fuck Tito's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Fuck Tito fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Rogers rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fuck Tito moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Good shot there by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito connects with a single shot there.
Rogers takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Rogers steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fuck Tito.
Rogers throws a series of punches but Fuck Tito moves out of range.
Rogers misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fuck Tito thumps Rogers with a low kick.
Jab, jab by Fuck Tito - just one landing.
Rogers misses with a double jab.
Rogers swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Rogers moves into the clinch successfully.
Still in the clinch, Fuck Tito scores with a nice short uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rogers lands a body shot in the clinch.
Rogers wants to break free but Fuck Tito has control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rogers is looking to break free of the clinch but Fuck Tito has double underhooks.
Rogers pushes Fuck Tito back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A frustrated look appears on Rogers's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Rogers swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fuck Tito makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Rogers throws an elbow that misses.
Rogers wants to break free but Fuck Tito has control.
Fuck Tito lands with a light punch inside.
Rogers wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Rogers looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Rogers working aggressively here.
Rogers misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rogers scores with a shot to the side of Fuck Tito's head.
A head punch on the inside from Rogers fails to land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rogers is looking to break free of the clinch but Fuck Tito has double underhooks.
Fuck Tito blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rogers fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fuck Tito lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rogers is trying to push Fuck Tito away but Fuck Tito has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Fuck Tito throws a punch but it's blocked by Rogers.
Fuck Tito keeps control of Rogers as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Fuck Tito misses with a body punch.
Fuck Tito dips a shoulder and cracks Rogers with a mighty uppercut! Rogers falls back against the cage and Fuck Tito unloads with a barrage of strikes! Rogers is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Fuck Tito screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chuck Fuck Tito!
Chuck Fuck Tito took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Hell's Balls Recovery (160) for their support in the buildup to the fight.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
57% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
