PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ur Dead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wallybabba Yokeldorf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Dead
vs
Yokeldorf

181 cm
18
230 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

212 cm
18
255 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Demonic Drugs
Demonic Drugs

Organic Peak Performance
Hellbent, Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ur Dead!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Wallybabba Yokeldorf!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dead closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Yokeldorf is not content to let Dead control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Yokeldorf regains half guard.
Yokeldorf manages to get to full guard.
Dead trying to control the position from guard on top but Yokeldorf is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dead trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Yokeldorf manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Dead manages to get himself to full guard.
Yokeldorf looks gassed!
Yokeldorf stops Dead from standing up.
Dead is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Dead is trying to keep Yokeldorf in close.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dead is looking for a triangle but Yokeldorf pushes his legs off easily.
Yokeldorf is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Yokeldorf missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Dead escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Yokeldorf gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Dead is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

Yokeldorf is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Dead is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Dead has escaped and now he's on top!
Dead stopping the sweep attempt from Yokeldorf.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dead wants to control from the top but Yokeldorf keeps moving.
Dead postures up.
Dead wants to stand but Yokeldorf has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Yokeldorf throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Dead works over Yokeldorf with some ground and pound from guard.
Dead trying to control the position from guard on top but Yokeldorf is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yokeldorf trying to control the position here.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Dead shoots in for a double leg but Yokeldorf sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Dead fails to land the takedown.
Yokeldorf takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Dead shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Yokeldorf as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ur Dead. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A head kick misses from Dead.
Ur Dead seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Yokeldorf fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Dead tries for a takedown but Yokeldorf circles away easily

and Yokeldorf counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Dead!

Yokeldorf swings around for an armbar and he's got it! Wow, that came out of nowhere! What a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Wallybabba Yokeldorf!