PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Adam Murth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Murth might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Enemy. Adam Murth is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Murth
vs
Ferguson

180 cm
32
190 lbs
17 - 16 - 0

185 cm
26
200 lbs
16 - 10 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Adam Murth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
That kick from Ferguson tenderised Murth's leg. Murth is trying to keep his angry face on.
Ferguson swings for the body but Murth moves out of range.
Murth shoots in for a double leg but Ferguson sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Ferguson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Murth. Murth circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Ferguson cracks Murth with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Murth looks for a takedown but Ferguson sprawls well.
Murth takes one to the side of the head.
Ferguson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Murth shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ferguson defends it nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Adam Murth. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Murth throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Murth manages to avoid it.
Murth throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Murth blocks a head kick by Ferguson.
Murth stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ferguson.
Ferguson misses with a left hand
and Murth counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Ferguson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Murth counters with a series of strikes. Ferguson will be more careful next time no doubt.
A big left from Ferguson misses.
Ferguson slips a jab and a cross from Murth.
Murth looks for a takedown but Ferguson sprawls well.
Ferguson stuns Murth with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson tries to clinch but Murth moves away
and Murth cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Murth uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ferguson.
Ferguson misses with a low kick.
Ferguson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Murth.
Murth throws a one two combo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ferguson cracks Murth with a good jab.
Ferguson misses with a straight left.

Murth closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

Murth thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Ferguson tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Murth presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson is in all sorts of trouble here.

Murth working for a submission but Ferguson is keeping him at bay.
Murth looking to control and managing it successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ferguson can't escape the position.
Ferguson is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

Murth has control of Ferguson's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Ferguson regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Murth avoids the attempt from Ferguson to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Ferguson wants to get back to full guard.
Ferguson is trying to stand back up but Murth is controlling him

Ferguson looking for submissions off his back.
Murth with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

Murth is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Ferguson doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Murth.
Ferguson is in trouble now - Murth has advanced to mount!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Murth unloading with bombs!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Turd Ferguson will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Ferguson clobbers Murth with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Murth checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Murth misses with a jab, cross combination.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Murth.
Turd Ferguson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ferguson tries a low kick but Murth avoids it.
Murth moves out of range of the strikes.
Murth will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Murth swinging wildly here.
Ferguson finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A chopping leg kick lands by Ferguson.
Nice shot by Ferguson.
Ferguson swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Murth counters with a left and a right that stings Ferguson.
Ferguson throws a body punch but Murth moves out of range.
Murth moves forwards but Ferguson connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A left lands for Ferguson.
Sloppy strikes from Ferguson. Those never looked like landing.
Ferguson jabs Murth right on the nose. Murth blinks but takes it well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Murth pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Murth shoots in looking for a takedown. Ferguson tries to sprawl out of it but Murth keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ferguson manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Ferguson throws a chopping leg kick but Murth manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Murth keeps the fight on the outside.
A head kick misses from Ferguson.
Ferguson cracks Murth with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Adam Murth is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ferguson scores with a hook.
Ferguson throws a leg kick but Murth checks it.
Murth cracks a nice hook into Ferguson's ribs.
Murth lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ferguson circles away quickly and effectively.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Murth keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Murth misses with a wild combination.
A swing and a miss from Ferguson.
A looping hook to the body misses from Murth. Ferguson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ferguson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Murth was well out of range. Poor timing from Ferguson.
Ferguson defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Murth.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Adam Murth. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ferguson tries to land a leg kick but Murth saw it coming and moves away.

Ferguson closes the distance and clinches.
Ferguson tries to work over Murth's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ferguson working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Ferguson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ferguson working aggressively here.
Murth is trying to break the clinch but Ferguson is controlling him.
Ferguson misses with some punches.
Ferguson keeps control of Murth as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Ferguson slowing the pace effectively.
A shot in the inside from Ferguson.
Ferguson tries a body shot but Murth blocks it.
Ferguson working aggressively here.
Ferguson wants to stall.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ferguson lands a big right hand that drops Murth! The killer instinct kicks in and Ferguson finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Ferguson!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Turd Ferguson!
Turd Ferguson spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.