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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anton Chigurh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chigurh has chosen Kvelertak-Mjod as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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225 lbs
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263 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Anton Chigurh! The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, George Francis and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu gets a clinch. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands a shot to the body. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu taking a breather. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
It looks like Anton Chigurh has been cut. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu breaks the clinch.
Chigurh takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Chigurh throws a nice looking combination but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands with a shot to the body. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu moves into the clinch. A short right from Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu on the inside. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Chigurh taking a breather. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu blocks a body shot from Chigurh. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
That's one minute gone in the round. Chigurh keeps control of Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Chigurh is trying to break free. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has had enough of the clinch but Chigurh keeps him there for the moment. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Chigurh tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is struggling to control the position. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu keeps control of Chigurh as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Chigurh lands a good knee to the midsection. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu won't want to take too many of those. Chigurh swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chigurh is trying to break the clinch but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is controlling him.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu controlling the action here for a moment.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Chigurh backwards. Chigurh throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu blocks it with crossed arms. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands with a left to the head. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. A cross from Chigurh lands.
It looks like Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has been cut. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Left hook, right uppercut from Chigurh. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu scores with a nice right hand.
Chigurh tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. A left lands for Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has closed the distance and engaged Chigurh in a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu pressing his opponent against the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Chigurh has him pressed against the cage. Chigurh tries to break the clinch but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is controlling the position. Chigurh misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu tries to break the clinch but Chigurh is controlling the position. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has Chigurh pushed against the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu scores with a shoulder strike. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to force a seperation but Chigurh has the dominant position. Chigurh wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. Chigurh creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Chigurh can't break the clinch.
Chigurh is trying to push Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu away but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere. Chigurh lands an elbow inside. Chigurh wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has him pressed against the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to break the clinch but Chigurh has him pressed against the cage. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Chigurh is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is keeping busy. Chigurh tries to circle away but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has him pinned against the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu dominated that round. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has closed the distance and engaged Chigurh in a clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Chigurh has him pressed against the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu works over Chigurh's head and body with a nice combination. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu tries to clinch up but Chigurh circles away and keeps his distance. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! A head kick from Chigurh lands but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu takes it in his stride. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu clinches up against the cage. Chigurh tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu avoids it. Chigurh is trying to maintain a safe position but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu gets an underhook and turns Chigurh into the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to force a seperation but Chigurh has the dominant position. Chigurh tries to throw a body punch but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu avoids it by throwing Chigurh back against the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu working some nice short punches in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is looking to break free of the clinch but Chigurh has double underhooks. Chigurh is trying to stall.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has Chigurh pushed against the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu prevents Chigurh from breaking the clinch. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu prevents a body shot from Chigurh. Chigurh is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Chigurh keeps control of Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. A frustrated look appears on Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu's face as he tries to break the clinch. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to push Chigurh away but Chigurh has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to force a seperation but Chigurh has the dominant position. Chigurh working hard to break the clinch. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu wants to break the clinch but can't.
Stalling in the clinch from Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Chigurh tries to work over Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Chigurh wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. A short left from Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu.
That has opened up Anton Chigurh's cut even more. Chigurh tries to break the clinch but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is controlling the position. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is stalling here.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Chigurh has him pressed against the cage. Chigurh wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Chigurh's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu scores with the left hand. Chigurh knows he should have avoided that one. Chigurh throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Chigurh throws a head kick that misses. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Chigurh lands a high kick!
Chigurh throws a sloppy body shot
and Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu counters into the clinch. Nicely done. A quick uppercut on the inside from Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu. This has been an exciting period of action! Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Chigurh is trying to break the clinch but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is controlling him. Chigurh wants to get back to striking at distance but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu won't allow it.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu controlling the action here for a moment.
Chigurh wants to break free but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has control.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Chigurh misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu.
A frustrated look appears on Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu's face as he tries to break the clinch. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands a right hand that snaps the head of Chigurh backwards. A right hand to the body from Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu avoiding damage.
Chigurh is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath. Chigurh working hard to break the clinch. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has had enough of the clinch but Chigurh keeps him there for the moment. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu dominated that second round. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Chigurh gets tackled into the cage by Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu maintains the clinch. Chigurh is trying to break free. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu can't break the clinch.
A short uppercut from Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu keeps control of Chigurh as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu scores with a nice hook to the head. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu working hard to break the clinch. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands with a left to the head. A battle for position here, against the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Chigurh. Both guys are working to get underhooks. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu clinches up with Chigurh and pushes him back against the cage. Good anti-grappling being displayed by Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu as Chigurh tries to tie him up. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu tries to break free but Chigurh pushes him back against the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A frustrated look appears on Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu's face as he tries to break the clinch. Chigurh is trying to force a seperation but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has the dominant position. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Chigurh's efforts to push away. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu pressing his opponent against the cage. A body shot lands from Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu.
Chigurh takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has had enough of the clinch but Chigurh keeps him there for the moment. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to force a seperation but Chigurh has the dominant position. Chigurh wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has him pressed against the cage. Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu. Both fighters working to control the clinch. Chigurh misses with the head strike.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is trying to break the clinch but Chigurh has him pressed against the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Chigurh wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu breaks from the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu.
The cut above Anton Chigurh's eye is starting to cause him problems now. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu closes the distance and pushes Chigurh back into the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Chigurh stalling in the clinch but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu improves position. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Chigurh tries to break free but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu pushes him back against the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is looking to break free of the clinch but Chigurh has double underhooks. Chigurh is trying to push Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu away but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu works on Chigurh's body with a couple of short punches. Chigurh prevents Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu from breaking the clinch. Chigurh wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Chigurh's face as he tries to break the clinch. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu tries to break the clinch but Chigurh is controlling the position. Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has scored more points in the clinch so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Chigurh keeps control of Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu slowing the pace effectively. Chigurh looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. A frustrated look appears on Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu's face as he tries to break the clinch. A short right from Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu on the inside. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Chigurh wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has him pressed against the cage. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Chigurh tries to circle away but Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has him pinned against the cage. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. A nice left hand lands by Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu.
Anton Chigurh has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu blocks an uppercut.
Chigurh goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that's the end of the fight! Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu showed his dominance in that final round. Well Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27 Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27 Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Whatsowadgeforevtrerk Kranisoeuvoutebaterpqvceumaputaentendeu!
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