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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jay Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Simpson has chosen The Simpsons as his entrance music. The key to victory for Jay Dynamite has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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205 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Decent wrestler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jay Dynamite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson shoots in for a double leg but Dynamite sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Dynamite throws the left hand but Simpson avoids the punch easily.
Simpson has a takedown stuffed.
Some wild striking there from Dynamite.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Simpson shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dynamite pinned against the cage. Dynamite gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Jay Dynamite has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Homer Simpson.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson shoots in and drives through. Dynamite sprawls well.
Dynamite misses with a wild combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dynamite lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Nice takedown defense from Dynamite. No joy for Simpson on that attempt.
A head kick misses from Dynamite.
Dynamite rushes Simpson and presses him up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Dynamite breaks from the clinch.
Simpson misses with a takedown attempt - Dynamite sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Simpson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Dynamite tries to close the distance and clinch up but Simpson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Simpson has a takedown stuffed.
Dynamite lands a two punch combo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jay Dynamite dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Dynamite looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dynamite lands with a shot to the body.
Dynamite doesn't manage to clinch there - Simpson circles away.
Simpson will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Dynamite misses with a two punch combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite throws a body punch but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Dynamite but Dynamite pushes him off and we're back to square one.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dynamite looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Dynamite throws a hook but Simpson avoids it easily.
Simpson dodges the punch combination from Dynamite.
Simpson shoots for a double leg takedown but Dynamite sprawls well. He's pushed Simpson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Jay Dynamite has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Homer Simpson.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite tries to score with a low kick but Simpson moves his leg out of the way.
Dynamite is looking to clinch.
Simpson staying out of range there.
Dynamite tries to clinch up but Simpson circles away and keeps his distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Simpson ducks under a wild hook from Dynamite.
Simpson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Jay Dynamite seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simpson throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Dynamite's waist but Dynamite gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Simpson off to one side.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dynamite gets caught flat footed, as Simpson shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jay Dynamite dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Excellent takedown into side control there by Simpson.
Dynamite tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.
Dynamite wants to get back to his feet.
Dynamite tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Simpson scoring with strikes but Dynamite is staying in there.
You get the feeling that Dynamite really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Simpson misses with a head shot.
Poor strikes thrown by Simpson there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Simpson prevents Dynamite from getting the reversal.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Dynamite tries to hold on but Simpson pushes him away.
Simpson throwing strikes but Dynamite recovers to half guard. A much better position.
Simpson misses with a head shot. Dynamite uses the momentum to regain guard.
Simpson trying to move into half guard but instead Dynamite has managed to sweep!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Dynamite is one step ahead there.
Simpson is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Dynamite trying to stand up but can't free himself from Simpson's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dynamite trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Simpson throws a couple of heel strikes.
Dynamite tries to stand but Simpson is controlling from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dynamite trying to control the position from guard on top but Simpson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that's the end of the fight!
Homer Simpson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Dynamite has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jay Dynamite!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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