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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cro Copout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbara Boxer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Copout's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, you throw knee, i go home. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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288 lbs
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290 lbs
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Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cro Copout!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
49 - 30 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbara Boxer!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Alan Glass and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Copout closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Boxer to the mat! Boxer manages to get full guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Boxer keeping moving, preventing Copout from controlling successfully.
Copout got a little sloppy there for a moment and Boxer has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Copout has managed to get both his arms back between Boxer's legs - danger averted.
Copout will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Boxer working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Copout doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Copout manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Copout loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Boxer working for submissions but it's allowed Copout to get to half guard.
Copout looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boxer is trying to maintain the position but Copout is very close to passing his half guard.
Boxer looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Copout is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Boxer is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Copout pulls his head out easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boxer trying to control from the bottom.
Boxer actively working from the bottom here.
Boxer actively working from the bottom here.
Boxer keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Copout working over Boxer with some ground and pound. Boxer looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boxer looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Boxer looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Copout slows the pace down in half guard.
Nice strikes from Copout there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Copout trying to pass the guard but Boxer defending well.
Boxer actively working from the bottom here.
Boxer is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Copout pulls his head out easily.
Copout moves into side control, avoiding a weak kimura attempt from Boxer.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Cro Copout will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Boxer moves out of range as Copout strikes.
Copout connects with a single shot there.
It looks like Barbara Boxer has been cut.
Copout connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Copout tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Copout uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Copout connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Boxer momentarily.
Copout connects with a solid leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Copout misses with a wild body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Copout darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Boxer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Boxer is rocked!
Copout is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Boxer throws an off balance right hand
and Copout counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Cro Copout!
Cro Copout seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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