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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Butterbritches (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fat Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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310 lbs
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300 lbs
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Good wrestling
Basic striking
Good chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tiny Butterbritches!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, George Francis and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard throws a lazy right hand but Butterbritches sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Butterbritches gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The fighters circling - Bastard throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bastard displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Butterbritches.
A big right from Bastard misses.
Bastard is looking to clinch.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Butterbritches moved out of range nicely.
Butterbritches bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard moves into the clinch.
Bastard prevents the takedown attempt.
Bastard prevents Butterbritches from breaking the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Butterbritches.
Butterbritches has Bastard pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Bastard manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tiny Butterbritches. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bastard throws a punch but it's blocked by Butterbritches.
Butterbritches tries to break free but Bastard pushes him back against the cage.
Butterbritches is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Butterbritches wants to take the fight to the mat but Bastard manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
A body shot lands from Bastard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bastard softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Butterbritches wants a takedown.
Butterbritches tries for a takedown but Bastard manages to get underhooks.
Butterbritches is looking to take this one to the mat.
Butterbritches's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Butterbritches is breathing heavily.
Bastard gets underhooks to prevent Butterbritches's takedown attempt.
Bastard lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bastard is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Bastard lands a body shot.
Bastard gets through Butterbritches's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Butterbritches takes a shot to the head.
Bastard stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Bastard lands a left hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard lands a nice uppercut.
A body shot lands from Bastard.
A short body shot lands from Bastard as the two fighters clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short left from Bastard.
Bastard lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bastard.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bastard.
Bastard working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bastard presses Butterbritches against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Bastard scores with a shot to the side of Butterbritches's head.
Bastard lands a shot to the body.
Bastard lands a right hand that snaps the head of Butterbritches backwards.
Bastard lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bastard lands with a light punch inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Bastard.
Bastard drops Butterbritches onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Butterbritches is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
A nice left hand lands by Bastard.
Bastard lands a shoulder strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Bastard as the two fighters clinch.
Bastard lands a left hand.
Bastard lands a body punch.
Bastard lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bastard lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Butterbritches backwards.
Bastard drops Butterbritches onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Butterbritches is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Butterbritches is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Butterbritches's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Butterbritches drops to his knees and Bastard pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fat Bastard!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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