PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jim Kelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hogan's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Real American. Kelly has chosen Black Belt Jones Theme Song, you Jive Turkey! as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Hogan
vs
Kelly

190 cm
27
292 lbs
25 - 16 - 0

182 cm
27
281 lbs
17 - 3 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jim Kelly!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kelly throws a leg kick which misses Hogan's front leg but catches the back leg as Hogan tries to avoid it.

Hogan clinches up with Kelly and pushes him back against the cage.
Kelly makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Hogan lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

It looks like Jim Kelly has been cut.
Kelly misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hogan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kelly trying to land knees to the body.
Hogan wants a takedown but no success here.
Kelly goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Kelly.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hogan stalling in the clinch.
Kelly blocks a body shot from Hogan.
Hogan lands a nice uppercut.
Hogan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kelly blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kelly.
Hogan throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Still in the clinch, Kelly scores with a nice short uppercut.
Hogan takes a shot to the head.
Kelly tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hogan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kelly's elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogan avoids the elbow strike from Kelly, against the cage.
Kelly creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Hogan misses with a punch to the body.
Hogan takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Hulk Hogan has been cut.
Kelly pushes Hogan back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Hogan managing to block the knees to the body from Kelly.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Kelly throws an elbow but it misses.
Hogan tries to work over Kelly's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kelly misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hogan lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kelly backwards.
Kelly prevents a body shot from Hogan.
Kelly trying to land knees to the body.
Hogan wants a takedown but no success here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hogan is stalling here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kelly lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hogan backwards.
Hogan managing to block the knees to the body from Kelly.
Kelly can't find room to land a body shot as Hogan controls the action.
Kelly fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hogan takes an elbow to the forehead.
Kelly lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Hogan fails to land.
Hogan managing to block the knees to the body from Kelly.
Kelly lands a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Hogan fails to land.
Kelly prevents a body shot from Hogan.
Good body shot from Hogan.
Hogan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kelly.
Hogan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hogan misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kelly misses with a punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hogan lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kelly or not.
Hogan scores with a hook to the body.
Kelly looks gassed!
Hogan lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hogan lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kelly backwards.
Hogan tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hulk Hogan. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hogan blocks an elbow strike from Kelly.
Hogan lands a left hand.
Kelly comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Kelly is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Hogan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short uppercut from Kelly.
Kelly misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hogan's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kelly is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hogan is defending well for now.
Kelly is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Hogan is defending well for now.
Hogan lands a hook that snaps the head of Kelly backwards.
A short right from Hogan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hogan lands a body shot.
Hogan tries to score a body lock takedown but Kelly shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Hogan is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kelly is keeping busy.
Kelly throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Kelly.
Kelly's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kelly lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hogan backwards.
Kelly misses with a body punch.
Kelly tries to land knees in the clinch but Hogan avoids the damage to the body.
Hogan is working for takedown but Kelly is calmly controlling the position for now.
Hogan goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kelly trying to land knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hogan struggles to land a body shot inside as Kelly controls his hands.
Hogan manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Kelly lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Hulk Hogan will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Hogan dodges the punch combination from Kelly.
Jim Kelly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kelly throws a half hearted mid kick.
Kelly pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hogan connects with a jab.
Hogan dodges the punch combination from Kelly.
Kelly ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hogan moves away.
Kelly gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Hogan gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hulk Hogan!
A very excited looking Hulk Hogan rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.