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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ho Lulu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fat Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fat Bastard is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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215 cm
25
275 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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150 cm
25
302 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Decent elbows
Inexperienced |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ho Lulu! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Bastard! The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bastard tries to clinch up but Lulu circles away and keeps his distance. Lulu shoots in for a takedown but Bastard shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet. The crowd cheers as Lulu lands an impressive looking overhand right. Bastard doesn't seem phased though. Lulu shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it. Nice takedown defense from Bastard. No joy for Lulu on that attempt. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ho Lulu. That's going to take a lot out of him. Bastard misses the jab. Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss! A big left from Bastard misses. Lulu moves out of range as Bastard strikes. Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lulu counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
It looks like Fat Bastard has been cut. Lulu darts in and clinches Bastard up against the cage. Bastard misses with a short punch on the inside. Bastard stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Bastard misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard prevents a body shot from Lulu. Bastard struggles to land a body shot inside as Lulu controls his hands.
A right hand to the body from Bastard.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bastard throws a head punch that misses. Bastard struggles to land a body shot inside as Lulu controls his hands.
Lulu tries for a takedown but Bastard manages to get underhooks.
Bastard throws a punch but it's blocked by Lulu. Bastard lands a shoulder strike. Bastard tries a body shot but Lulu blocks it.
Bastard misses with the head strike.
Bastard lands a hook to the side of the head. Bastard tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Lulu is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Bastard is keeping busy.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Bastard lands with a left to the head. A head punch on the inside from Bastard fails to land. Bastard lands with a light punch inside. Bastard makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Bastard misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard misses with a hook from the clinch. Bastard misses with a punch on the inside.
Bastard has a couple of punches blocked by Lulu.
Bastard throws a punch but it's blocked by Lulu. Bastard misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bastard can't find room to land a body shot as Lulu controls the action.
Bastard doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Bastard fails to land. Bastard misses with a hook from the clinch. Lulu goes for a takedown in the clinch but Bastard prevents it.
Bastard working aggressively here.
Lulu goes for a takedown attempt but Bastard pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Lulu moves out of range of the strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Bastard throws a jab when Lulu was well out of range. Lulu with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bastard to score with a decent uppercut. Lulu looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bastard is fending him off so far but Lulu persists. Nope, Bastard circles away and we're back to standing. Lulu steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard. Bastard throws an overhand right that drops Lulu like a sack of potatoes! Bastard dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fat Bastard!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
44% |
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