PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between S. Keletor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chico Escuela (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Keletor and Chico Escuela. Keletor's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Spineshank - New Disease. Escuela is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Wu-Tang Clan - Protect Ya Neck. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Keletor
vs
Escuela

210 cm
29
278 lbs
21 - 10 - 0

190 cm
27
255 lbs
17 - 9 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, S. Keletor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 9 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Chico Escuela!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Columbo Gatti and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good leg kick by Keletor there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Chico Escuela seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Keletor has Escuela up against the cage in a clinch.
Escuela swings wildly with an uppercut but Keletor uses good head movement to avoid it.
Keletor dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Escuela working aggressively here.
Escuela lands a left hand that snaps the head of Keletor backwards.
Escuela jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Keletor walks away with a smile on his face. Escuela gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Keletor avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Keletor blocks a jab.
Keletor avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Escuela tries to clinch up but Keletor circles away and keeps his distance.
Escuela throws the left hand but Keletor avoids the punch easily.
Keletor misses with a leg kick.
Keletor misses with a straight right.
Keletor moves out of range of the strikes.
Escuela throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Keletor's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Escuela connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Keletor scrambles back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Keletor gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Escuela blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Escuela misses with a hook from the clinch.
Escuela misses with a short punch on the inside.
Keletor has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Escuela avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Escuela tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Keletor's elbow.
Escuela lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Escuela misses with a hook to the ribs.
Keletor blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Keletor is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Keletor tries to throw a body punch but Escuela avoids it by throwing Keletor back against the cage.
Keletor changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Escuela fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Escuela looks to land a right hand but Keletor moved out of range.
Escuela shoots in for a takedown but Keletor shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Escuela throws a looping overhand right but Keletor ducks down to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Keletor throws a wild body kick that Escuela sees coming a mile off.
Keletor slips under a jab.
Escuela scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Escuela jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Escuela is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.

Escuela closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Escuela thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Keletor's head.
Escuela lands with a punch from half guard.
Keletor is looking for a sweep. Escuela is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Keletor manages to get to full guard.
Keletor scores with a nice shot.
Escuela with a nice head shot there.
Escuela trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Keletor keeping full guard, as Escuela tries to pass.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Escuela has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Keletor to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Escuela is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Keletor pulls down on the head and he's put Escuela to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). S. Keletor!
S. Keletor thanked the fans post fight for their support.