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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between This Bastard This Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Rambo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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Good takedowns
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, This Bastard This Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joey Rambo!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Chad Campbell and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
This Bastard slaps away a takedown attempt from Rambo, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Rambo with a lazy takedown attempt
and This Bastard counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Rambo pushes This Bastard off looking to stand but This Bastard dives back in and keeps control.
This Bastard is controlling the pace.
Rambo is trying to defend against the ground and pound but This Bastard scores with a couple of nice shots.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rambo wants to control but This Bastard passes into side.
This Bastard moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
This Bastard's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Rambo is trying to get back to half guard.
This Bastard tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no This Bastard has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Rambo is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked This Bastard off and has taken his back!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This Bastard controlling the position well but he knows he's in a bad position.
Rambo trying to control.
Rambo has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
This Bastard looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
This Bastard is trying to stand back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rambo is not going to allow This Bastard to sit and survive in this position.
This Bastard is keeping busy.
Rambo missing with strikes.
This Bastard staying busy and making it hard for Rambo to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rambo slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Rambo tries to get the hooks in deep but This Bastard pushed the leg off.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This Bastard really must keep his cool here. He's controlling one of Rambo's hands and whilst he does that, he's got a chance of escaping the position.
This Bastard just trying to survive but Rambo is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Rambo working for a choke but This Bastard is defending well.
Rambo connects with a big shot to the side of This Bastard's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
This Bastard This Bastard dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
This Bastard slaps away a takedown attempt from Rambo, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Rambo tries to close the distance and clinch but This Bastard swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
This Bastard throws a head kick but Rambo moves out of range.
Rambo tries to clinch but This Bastard is having none of it.
This Bastard closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Rambo seems a little lost for a moment, as This Bastard dominates the positioning.
This Bastard has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Rambo!
This Bastard takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
This Bastard prevents Rambo from getting the reversal.
This Bastard is standing up out of mount! Strange tactic there - he must really want this one on the feet!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rambo shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. This Bastard manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
This Bastard kicks Rambo off and gets to his feet.
Rambo is breathing heavily.
Rambo missing with a left hand there. This Bastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rambo throws a head kick but This Bastard moves out of range.
Rambo shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
This Bastard moves into the clinch.
This Bastard pulls guard successfully.
This Bastard wants to sweep here but Rambo controlling him for the moment.
This Bastard seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rambo trying to stand up but can't free himself from This Bastard's guard.
Rambo preventing the sweep.
This Bastard trying to control the position here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The ref stands the fighters back up because This Bastard This Bastard just wasn't active enough.
Rambo misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rambo avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rambo fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but This Bastard avoids it really well and circles away.
This Bastard This Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joey Rambo.
This Bastard shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
This Bastard keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ground and pound from This Bastard.
This Bastard controlling the pace.
Rambo is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
This Bastard wants to free his trapped foot but Rambo is holding on for dear life with his legs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
This Bastard seems to be looking for submissions.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
This Bastard This Bastard dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Rambo fails to land the takedown.
This Bastard gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
This Bastard controls Rambo momentarily but Rambo frees himself.
This Bastard on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if This Bastard tries to get out of the position.
This Bastard looking for a sweep. Not yet This Bastard, not yet.
This Bastard doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
This Bastard looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Rambo stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. This Bastard swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
This Bastard is looking to sweep but instead, Rambo has passed into half guard.
This Bastard keeps control of the position for the meantime.
This Bastard punching from the bottom.
Rambo tries to pass to full mount but This Bastard defends it.
This Bastard is looking for a sweep. Rambo is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
This Bastard is refusing to be controlled, as Rambo sits in half guard.
This Bastard This Bastard overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Rambo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rambo stalling away here and it's allowed This Bastard to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
This Bastard manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Rambo manages to get himself to full guard.
This Bastard decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Rambo dives in and grabs This Bastard's left leg, looking for a takedown. This Bastard pushes down on Rambo's head and hops out.
Rambo moves out of range of the body kick.
This Bastard clinches up with Rambo and pushes him back against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rambo breaks from the clinch.
This Bastard darts in and clinches Rambo up against the cage.
This Bastard scores with a shot to the side of Rambo's head.
Rambo tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
This Bastard This Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joey Rambo.
This Bastard breaks from the clinch.
This Bastard clinches with his opponent.
This Bastard jumps into guard, dragging Rambo to the mat.
Rambo with a flurry of punches that miss.
This Bastard lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Rambo!
This Bastard looking to finish Rambo with some ground and pound. This is bad for Rambo!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rambo tries to control This Bastard's body but This Bastard pushes him off. Rambo squirms to his side and now This Bastard has his back!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
This Bastard working for a choke but Rambo is defending well.
This Bastard lands a punch to the side of the head from the back.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
This Bastard has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Joey Rambo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
This Bastard This Bastard is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
This Bastard controls the position.
And that's the end of the fight!
This Bastard This Bastard showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for This Bastard, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... This Bastard This Bastard!
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FIGHT
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