PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Pac Quiao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sheikh Hasina Wazed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quiao comes to the cage accompanied by The Motto - Drake Ft. Lil Wayne and Tyga. Wazed is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Mercedes Sosa - Como la Cigarra. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Quiao
vs
Hasina Wazed

169 cm
26
144 lbs
14 - 8 - 1

176 cm
25
141 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Pac Quiao!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sheikh Hasina Wazed!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Damien Edna and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wazed throws a predictable looking body shot
and Quiao counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Sheikh Hasina Wazed seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Quiao cracks Wazed with a good jab.
Quiao fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wazed gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Wazed throws the left hand but Quiao avoids the punch easily.
Wazed with a lazy takedown attempt
and Quiao counters with a stiff right hand.
Wazed shoots in for a takedown but Quiao shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Quiao throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Quiao looks to score with a jab to the body but Wazed is just out of range.
Wazed closes this distance looking for a takedown but Quiao circles away.
Pac Quiao has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sheikh Hasina Wazed.
Wazed shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Quiao sprawls well. Quiao wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Wazed gets slowly back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wazed throws an overhand right that lands on Quiao's shoulder, as Quiao tries to avoid the shot.
Quiao slips a jab from Wazed.
Wazed fails to land the takedown.
Quiao cracks the inside of Wazed's front leg.
Wazed loads up on a big right hand but Quiao slips the punch.
Wazed shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Quiao counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wazed pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wazed misses with a left hand
and Quiao counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wazed waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Quiao.
Wazed shoots for a takedown but Quiao saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Wazed shoots in for a takedown but Quiao shows good takedown defense.
Wazed misses with a takedown attempt - Quiao sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Decent striking displayed by Quiao there.

Wazed is rocked!
Quiao goes for a small jab and connects. Now Quiao goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Wazed stumbles back but Quiao runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Wazed to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Wazed will ever be the same after a knockout like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Pac Quiao!
Pac Quiao really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under! logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.