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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mel Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dane Beretta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mel Turd had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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220 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
KO power |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mel Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dane Beretta!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Dean Styles and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd misses the shot to the body.
Beretta shoots in but Turd avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Turd shoots in and drives through. Beretta sprawls well.
Turd looking to score a takedown here. Beretta is defending well but Turd drives through and ends up in Beretta's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Beretta looking to hit a scissor sweep but Turd is one step ahead there.
Beretta had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Turd defends it easily.
Beretta is trying to keep Turd in close.
Turd content to stall in guard here.
Beretta looking for a guillotine here but Turd defends easily.
Beretta wants to get back to his feet but Turd is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd works over Beretta with some ground and pound from guard.
Turd working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Turd slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Beretta is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Beretta tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Turd postures up and lands a big shot to Beretta's brow.
Turd has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Turd trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Turd is pushing down on Beretta's leg trying to pass to half guard. Beretta is fighting to maintain full guard but Turd has managed to sneak the leg through.
Turd is thwarting Beretta's attempts to control the position.
Turd looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Still in half guard, Turd seems content to control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Beretta is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Turd jumps into side control!
Beretta is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Turd's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Turd not doing much here.
Turd is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Turd lands strikes from half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Turd drops an elbow to the side of Beretta's head.
Turd prevents Beretta from improving his position.
Turd landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beretta is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Turd pulls his head out easily.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Beretta is looking to improve his position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Beretta on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Turd working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Beretta wants to improve his position but Turd is controlling well.
Beretta looking for submissions off his back.
Turd is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Beretta on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Turd seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Beretta does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Turd with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Beretta tries to kick Turd off but Turd keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Turd lands with a punch from half guard.
Beretta looking for submissions off his back.
Beretta is refusing to be controlled, as Turd sits in half guard.
Beretta tries to get to full guard but Turd has control of the leg.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Beretta on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Turd is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mel Turd dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Beretta gets caught flat footed, as Turd shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Turd scoring with punches to the head and body.
Beretta is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Turd defends well.
Turd slips nicely into half guard.
Beretta taking some punishment here, with Turd in his half guard.
Turd sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Beretta actively working from the bottom here.
Beretta trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beretta wants to hold on but Turd pushes him away.
Turd landing strikes, looking to finish!
Turd looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Beretta is rocked!
Turd connects with a bit shot that sees Beretta covering up! More strikes from Turd and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Turd is our winner by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mel Turd!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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