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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simon Lluoma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anaconda Anaconda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lluoma's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, New Religion - Duran Duran. Anaconda has chosen BRAVEHEART as his entrance music. Simon Lluoma had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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279 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Simon Lluoma!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Anaconda Anaconda!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Trevor Gratis and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lluoma digs a good hook to Anaconda's body.
Anaconda connects with a solid leg kick.
Anaconda misses with a straight right.
Simon Lluoma seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lluoma throws a leg kick but Anaconda checks it.
Lluoma misses with an uppercut.
Anaconda throws a leg kick which misses Lluoma's front leg but catches the back leg as Lluoma tries to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Anaconda.
Lluoma throws a combination that misses
and Anaconda counters with a thumping low kick.
A right-left combo lands from Lluoma.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lluoma shoots for a double leg takedown but Anaconda sprawls well. He's pushed Lluoma's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Lluoma throws a leg kick but Anaconda checks it.
Lluoma has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Lluoma there as he acknowledges the shot.
Anaconda looks to score with a jab to the body but Lluoma is just out of range.
Lluoma checks a leg kick nicely.
Anaconda scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Anaconda misses with a body kick.
Lluoma throws a looping overhand right but Anaconda ducks down to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lluoma tries to work over Anaconda's front leg with a kick but Anaconda checks it.
Lluoma pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lluoma looks to score with a jab to the body but Anaconda is just out of range.
A leg kick checked by Lluoma.
Lluoma connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Anaconda momentarily.
Anaconda uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lluoma.
Lluoma avoids the body shot from Anaconda.
Lluoma works over Anaconda's head and body with a nice combination.
Anaconda uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lluoma.
Lluoma looks to land a left hand but Anaconda moved out of range nicely.
Lluoma shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lluoma shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lluoma is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Anaconda's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lluoma. Anaconda does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lluoma lands a jab.
Anaconda misses with an uppercut. Lluoma saw that one coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Lluoma has time to react.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lluoma takes one to the chin there.
It looks like Simon Lluoma has been cut.
Lluoma lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Anaconda missing with a left hand there. Lluoma was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sloppy strikes from Lluoma. Those never looked like landing.
Lluoma misses with a looping right.
Lluoma takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Lluoma takes one to the side of the head.
Anaconda takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Anaconda's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Anaconda duly obliges.
Lluoma connects with the punch.
Lluoma scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
That kick from Anaconda tenderised Lluoma's leg. Lluoma is trying to keep his angry face on.
Lluoma swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lluoma scores with a shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda slips under a jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Anaconda.
Lluoma moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Lluoma closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Anaconda blocks the body kick.
Nice takedown defense from Anaconda. No joy for Lluoma on that attempt.
A nice leg kick lands there from Anaconda.
Anaconda throws a sloppy body shot
and Lluoma counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Lluoma getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Anaconda throws a leg kick but Lluoma sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Anaconda slips a jab and a cross from Lluoma.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anaconda blocks the body kick.
Lluoma uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Lluoma misses with a hook.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda throws a hook but Lluoma avoids it easily.
Anaconda fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Lluoma looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Anaconda takes a swing at Lluoma's ribcage but misses.
Anaconda scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Lluoma throws a jab but it's blocked by Anaconda.
Anaconda misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lluoma shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Anaconda as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Simon Lluoma. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Anaconda slips a jab and a cross from Lluoma.
Anaconda scores with a one two! Lluoma had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Anaconda has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Anaconda tries to score with a low kick but Lluoma moves his leg out of the way.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Anaconda lands a high kick!
Lluoma thows a body shot but no joy.
Lluoma fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Lluoma does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Anaconda Anaconda will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Simon Lluoma's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Anaconda turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Anaconda ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Anaconda is looking to score with low kicks.
Lluoma looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Anaconda is looking to chop away at Lluoma's legs.
Anaconda checks the leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anaconda. Lluoma does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lluoma throws a series of punches but Anaconda moves out of range.
Lluoma dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Anaconda ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Lluoma changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Anaconda tries to avoid it but Lluoma manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Anaconda to the ground. Anaconda escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Anaconda takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Crunch! Anaconda slams his shin into Lluoma's torso.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lluoma throws a jab but it's blocked by Anaconda.
Lluoma misses with a looping right.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anaconda shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Lluoma eats them both and turns towards Anaconda to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Anaconda connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lluoma momentarily.
Lluoma cracks Anaconda with an open hand slap.
Anaconda lands with a cross.
Anaconda throws a big shot that misses.
Anaconda Anaconda seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Anaconda avoids the body shot from Lluoma.
Anaconda swings for the body but Lluoma moves out of range.
Anaconda misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lluoma.
Lluoma misses with a hook.
Lluoma throws a chopping leg kick but Anaconda manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lluoma throws a jab when Anaconda was well out of range.
Anaconda swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lluoma checks the leg kick.
Anaconda thows a body shot but no joy.
The crowd cheers as Anaconda lands an impressive looking overhand right. Lluoma doesn't seem phased though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Lluoma.
Anaconda misses the shot to the body.
Anaconda lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Anaconda throws a series of punches but Lluoma avoids them all with ease.
Anaconda lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Anaconda attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Anaconda takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Anaconda leaves Lluoma with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Simon Lluoma. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Anaconda tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lluoma was well out of range. Poor timing from Anaconda.
Lluoma avoids the body shot from Anaconda.
Lluoma misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anaconda.
A telegraphed right hand from Lluoma misses the target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lluoma swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lluoma throws a hook to the side of Anaconda's head but Anaconda sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Anaconda lands with a thumping leg kick.
Anaconda uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lluoma.
Anaconda blocks the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anaconda. Lluoma does a little dance to reset his feet.
A good leg kick by Lluoma.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Lluoma. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Lluoma throws a poor cross that misses
and Anaconda counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lluoma's knee momentarily.
Anaconda throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Lluoma.
Anaconda fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Anaconda is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Lluoma rather than just go for the knockout.
Anaconda looks to score with a jab to the body but Lluoma is just out of range.
Lluoma uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anaconda.
Lluoma misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anaconda tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lluoma was well out of range. Poor timing from Anaconda.
Lluoma is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Anaconda fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lluoma manages to avoid it.
Anaconda lands with a nice body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lluoma looks to land a combination but Anaconda avoids it well.
Anaconda with a hook.
Anaconda dips to his left and cracks Lluoma with an uppercut!
Anaconda wants to slow Lluoma down by chopping away at his legs.
Lluoma misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Anaconda.
Anaconda lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Lluoma misses the target.
Anaconda keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
No joy there for Lluoma, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A lazy left from Lluoma finds it's target.
Anaconda throws a body punch but Lluoma moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Anaconda Anaconda showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Simon Lluoma's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Anaconda connects with a crisp jab.
Lluoma instigates a clinch.
Anaconda lands with a right to the head.
Anaconda lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lluoma backwards.
Lluoma tries to circle away but Anaconda has him pinned against the cage.
Lluoma escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lluoma throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Anaconda sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lluoma throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Lluoma avoids the body shot from Anaconda.
Anaconda throws a body kick that misses.
Anaconda throws a big shot that misses.
Lluoma stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Anaconda.
Anaconda uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lluoma.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Anaconda smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Anaconda looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Lluoma swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lluoma misses with a few strikes there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Lluoma misses with a hook.
Lluoma jabs Anaconda to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Anaconda wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Anaconda thuds a left hand into Lluoma's body.
Lluoma chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Anaconda can pounce on him.
Anaconda lands with a thumping leg kick.
Anaconda throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Anaconda lands with an overhand left.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A swing and a miss from Anaconda.
Anaconda lands a big right hand that sends Lluoma crashing to the mat! Anaconda stays standing though and waves Lluoma back to his feet!
Lluoma is rocked!
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Anaconda! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Anaconda Anaconda!
Anaconda Anaconda is the new heavyweight champion!
After winning the bout, Anaconda Anaconda thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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