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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Omgnnonononon Lolololololol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tom Cain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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193 cm
25
275 lbs
4 - 0 - 0 |
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225 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter striker
Good in bed |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Omgnnonononon Lolololololol! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Tom Cain! The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Yves DeLean and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Cain tries to clinch but Lolololololol moves out of range. Cain shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Lolololololol counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Cain's guard now. It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup. Lolololololol controlling from the top position. A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Lolololololol accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. Lolololololol is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position. Lolololololol scores with a decent looking elbow strike. Cain preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Cain controls Lolololololol momentarily but Lolololololol frees himself. Lolololololol pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Cain is keeping the position for now.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lolololololol cracks Cain with a solid left hand. Cain is looking to stand up but Lolololololol isn't so interested in that idea. Cain looks gassed! Lolololololol tries to free his leg and advance position but Cain is retaining full guard. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Cain is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. Lolololololol sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Cain's guard. Lolololololol is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. Lolololololol works his way into full mount! Lolololololol has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Cain's face.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Lolololololol controlling the pace for now. This has been an exciting period of action! Lolololololol with good strikes from the mount here!
It looks like Tom Cain has been cut. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Lolololololol controlling the position easily from mount. Lolololololol breaks from Cain's wrist control and lands an elbow.
That has opened up Tom Cain's cut even more. Lolololololol with good strikes from the mount here!
The cut above Tom Cain's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tom Cain's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Omgnnonononon Lolololololol!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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