PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bob Jr Cute Fluffy Bunny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kenichi Uzomaki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cute Fluffy Bunny's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Fight to Survive. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Jr Cute Fluffy Bunny
vs
Uzomaki

187 cm
30
209 lbs
12 - 12 - 0

190 cm
29
215 lbs
12 - 10 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Hopkins Athletics

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Bob Jr Cute Fluffy Bunny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kenichi Uzomaki!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Kenichi Hosakawa and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cute Fluffy Bunny with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Cute Fluffy Bunny jabs Uzomaki to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Uzomaki misses with a few strikes there.

Uzomaki decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Uzomaki seems to be looking for submissions.

Uzomaki is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Cute Fluffy Bunny doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Uzomaki.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uzomaki not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Uzomaki sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Cute Fluffy Bunny defending well though.
Cute Fluffy Bunny is looking for a sweep. Uzomaki is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Uzomaki is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.

Uzomaki escapes and gets back to his feet.
Cute Fluffy Bunny's jab looks to have found its range, popping Uzomaki under the eye.
Uzomaki blocks a head kick by Cute Fluffy Bunny.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Cute Fluffy Bunny there.
Cute Fluffy Bunny misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Uzomaki.
Uzomaki shoots in but no luck this time.
Uzomaki misses with a few strikes there.
Cute Fluffy Bunny stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Uzomaki takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Uzomaki walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cute Fluffy Bunny lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Cute Fluffy Bunny is looking to slow Uzomaki down with leg kicks.
Cute Fluffy Bunny looks to score with a jab to the body but Uzomaki is just out of range.
Uzomaki with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cute Fluffy Bunny to score with a decent uppercut.
Cute Fluffy Bunny connects with the punch.
Uzomaki doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Cute Fluffy Bunny counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cute Fluffy Bunny connects with a body shot that sends Uzomaki's belly button to the back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cute Fluffy Bunny moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Uzomaki takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bob Jr Cute Fluffy Bunny seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cute Fluffy Bunny throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Cute Fluffy Bunny tests Uzomaki's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Uzomaki walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cute Fluffy Bunny throws a shot to the body.
Cute Fluffy Bunny getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bob Jr Cute Fluffy Bunny dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Nice straight punches there by Cute Fluffy Bunny. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Cute Fluffy Bunny.
Cute Fluffy Bunny scores with a jab to the body.
Kenichi Uzomaki is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Uzomaki throws a series of punches but Cute Fluffy Bunny moves out of range.
Cute Fluffy Bunny lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Nice straight punches there by Cute Fluffy Bunny. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Cute Fluffy Bunny.
Cute Fluffy Bunny lands a nice hook to Uzomaki's body. Uzomaki takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cute Fluffy Bunny connects with a body shot.
Cute Fluffy Bunny lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cute Fluffy Bunny throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Uzomaki's head.
Cute Fluffy Bunny takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Cute Fluffy Bunny ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Uzomaki is breathing heavily.
Uzomaki misses with a right hand
and Cute Fluffy Bunny connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cute Fluffy Bunny connects with a single shot there.
Cute Fluffy Bunny feints a jab promting Uzomaki to slip. Cute Fluffy Bunny then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Uzomaki slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Cute Fluffy Bunny scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cute Fluffy Bunny comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Cute Fluffy Bunny punishes Uzomaki's body with a nice straight punch.
Uzomaki takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Uzomaki gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cute Fluffy Bunny fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cute Fluffy Bunny scores with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cute Fluffy Bunny lets loose with a powerful body kick. Uzomaki will feel that in the morning.
Cute Fluffy Bunny stuns Uzomaki with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cute Fluffy Bunny throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Cute Fluffy Bunny listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Uzomaki takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cute Fluffy Bunny lands an overhand right.
Cute Fluffy Bunny fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Uzomaki looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Uzomaki doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Uzomaki has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cute Fluffy Bunny scores with a push kick.
Cute Fluffy Bunny lands a nice shot to the body.
Cute Fluffy Bunny jabs Uzomaki to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Cute Fluffy Bunny comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Cute Fluffy Bunny lands a nice looking body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cute Fluffy Bunny goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Cute Fluffy Bunny bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bob Jr Cute Fluffy Bunny dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Uzomaki doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cute Fluffy Bunny throws a nice head kick!
Uzomaki throws a left and a right that both miss
and Cute Fluffy Bunny counters with a body kick that stops Uzomaki in his tracks momentarily.
Cute Fluffy Bunny fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Uzomaki on the side of the head.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Cute Fluffy Bunny. Uzomaki shrugs it off though.
Uzomaki on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cute Fluffy Bunny. Cute Fluffy Bunny obviously looking to wear him down.
Cute Fluffy Bunny cracks Uzomaki with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice body kick from Cute Fluffy Bunny.
Uzomaki takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cute Fluffy Bunny throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Uzomaki stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Cute Fluffy Bunny cracks Uzomaki with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Cute Fluffy Bunny connects with a body shot that sends Uzomaki's belly button to the back.
Uzomaki walks into a straight right hand from Cute Fluffy Bunny.
Uzomaki with a lazy takedown attempt
and Cute Fluffy Bunny connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Uzomaki takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Uzomaki tries to move into range but Cute Fluffy Bunny moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cute Fluffy Bunny lands with a nice body punch.
Cute Fluffy Bunny cracks Uzomaki with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Cute Fluffy Bunny is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Uzomaki takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Nice body kick from Cute Fluffy Bunny.
Cute Fluffy Bunny lands a jab to the head.
Cute Fluffy Bunny is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Uzomaki can do to turn this around?
Cute Fluffy Bunny lands with a good body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cute Fluffy Bunny dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cute Fluffy Bunny scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cute Fluffy Bunny looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cute Fluffy Bunny cracks Uzomaki with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kenichi Uzomaki has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cute Fluffy Bunny scores with a jab. Uzomaki acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Cute Fluffy Bunny lands a nice shot to the body.
Uzomaki on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Uzomaki has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Cute Fluffy Bunny.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cute Fluffy Bunny lands with a shot to the body.
Cute Fluffy Bunny scores with a shot to the body.
Bob Jr Cute Fluffy Bunny is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Uzomaki has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Cute Fluffy Bunny.
Cute Fluffy Bunny scores with a jab to the body.
Cute Fluffy Bunny lands a right hook to the body.
Cute Fluffy Bunny listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cute Fluffy Bunny connects with a body shot.
Uzomaki shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bob Jr Cute Fluffy Bunny showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cute Fluffy Bunny, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 30:25
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 30:25
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bob Jr Cute Fluffy Bunny!
Bob Jr Cute Fluffy Bunny took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Hopkins Athletics for their support in the buildup to the fight.