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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dimitry McFarlen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit comes to the cage accompanied by Lil Wayne- I feel like dying. Evander Holyshit had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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282 lbs
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279 lbs
21 - 8 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dimitry McFarlen!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFarlen looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dimitry McFarlen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Holyshit takes a kick to the side of the head.
It looks like Evander Holyshit has been cut.
Holyshit takes a swing at McFarlen's ribcage but misses.
McFarlen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McFarlen stuns Holyshit with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Holyshit lands a slapping body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McFarlen moves into the clinch successfully.
Holyshit pushes McFarlen back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Holyshit wants to stall.
Holyshit scores with a shot to the side of McFarlen's head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Holyshit.
McFarlen looking to throw knees to the head but Holyshit is blocking nicely.
Holyshit goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McFarlen landing knees to the body.
McFarlen blocks a body shot from Holyshit.
McFarlen misses with a body punch.
A frustrated look appears on Holyshit's face as he tries to break the clinch.
McFarlen pushes Holyshit back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Holyshit lands with a light punch inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as McFarlen walks away with a smile on his face. Holyshit gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
McFarlen lands an overhand right.
Holyshit feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McFarlens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
McFarlen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McFarlen shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
McFarlen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice shot lands for McFarlen.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McFarlen connects with a looping right hand.
McFarlen connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Holyshit momentarily.
Holyshit circles away from the clinch attempt
and Holyshit cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Holyshit avoids the head kick by McFarlen.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McFarlen displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Holyshit throws out the jab.
McFarlen paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
McFarlen doesn't manage to clinch there - Holyshit circles away.
Holyshit throws a hook but McFarlen avoids it easily.
Holyshit misses with a head kick.
Holyshit misses with a looping left.
Holyshit avoids the body shot from McFarlen.
McFarlen throws out a leg kick but Holyshit moves out of range and McFarlen only half commits.
Holyshit misses with a straight left.
Holyshit looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Decent striking displayed by McFarlen there.
Holyshit swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Holyshit throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McFarlen throws a body punch but Holyshit moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFarlen cracks Holyshit with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
McFarlen is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Holyshit had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
McFarlen throws a nice looking combination but Holyshit bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Holyshit wants to land a leg kick but McFarlen is out of range.
Holyshit blocks a head kick by McFarlen.
Holyshit will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McFarlen throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
McFarlen thuds his right hand into Holyshit's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Holyshit walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. McFarlen checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Holyshit staying out of range there.
Holyshit walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McFarlen looking to land some kicks to the body here.
McFarlen staying out of range there.
Holyshit lands with a slapping head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McFarlen digs a good body shot into Holyshit's ribs.
An inside leg kick lands from McFarlen.
Holyshit blocks a head kick by McFarlen.
McFarlen moves into range and clinches up with Holyshit.
McFarlen is leaning against Holyshit and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
McFarlen connects with a nasty looking knee right to Holyshit's face.
Holyshit is breathing heavily.
A knee to the head by McFarlen.
Holyshit lands a shot to the body.
McFarlen lands a body shot in the clinch.
McFarlen connects with a knee to the head.
McFarlen scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short right from McFarlen on the inside.
McFarlen lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McFarlen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McFarlen lands an elbow inside that Holyshit shrugs off.
McFarlen blocks a body shot from Holyshit.
McFarlen has a couple of punches blocked by Holyshit.
Holyshit goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dimitry McFarlen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Evander Holyshit's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Holyshit with a jab.
Holyshit swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McFarlen lands a big head kick that sends Holyshit tumbling to the mat! McFarlen takes a step backwards and waves Holyshit back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Holyshit is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
McFarlen scores with a kick to the body.
Holyshit keeps the fight on the outside.
McFarlen has Holyshit up against the cage in a clinch.
McFarlen comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Evander Holyshit's cut is getting worse.
McFarlen has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McFarlen tries a knee to the head but Holyshit blocks it.
Holyshit trying to stall but McFarlen improves his position.
McFarlen throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
McFarlen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Holyshit misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McFarlen cracks Holyshit with a nice body shot.
McFarlen scores with a hook to the body.
McFarlen lands with a short punch from the clinch.
McFarlen lands a damaging elbow.
Evander Holyshit's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
McFarlen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Oh Holyshit is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's one minute gone in the round.
McFarlen looking to throw knees to the head but Holyshit is blocking nicely.
Holyshit seems to have got his legs back now.
McFarlen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
McFarlen lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McFarlen misses with a knee strike.
McFarlen landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
McFarlen lands with a light punch inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McFarlen lands with a left to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by McFarlen.
A short left from McFarlen.
McFarlen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McFarlen tries a knee to the head but Holyshit blocks it.
McFarlen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Holyshit misses with a body punch.
McFarlen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Holyshit tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McFarlen's elbow.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
McFarlen lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jeez, Evander Holyshit's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Holyshit tries to work over McFarlen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Holyshit lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
McFarlen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McFarlen unloads a knee to the mid-section. Holyshit lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
McFarlen lands a nice shot to the body.
Holyshit tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McFarlen's elbow.
McFarlen scores with a shoulder strike.
McFarlen lands a nice uppercut.
McFarlen stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
McFarlen scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A right hook to the body lands for McFarlen.
McFarlen tries to work over Holyshit's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McFarlen pushes Holyshit back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Holyshit blocks a body shot from McFarlen.
McFarlen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
McFarlen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Holyshit backwards.
McFarlen with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dimitry McFarlen seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
McFarlen unloads a knee to the mid-section.
McFarlen lands a body punch.
A short uppercut from McFarlen.
McFarlen throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
McFarlen digs a right hand into Holyshit's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Holyshit's gas tank.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFarlen stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Holyshit working aggressively here.
McFarlen scores with a hook to the body.
McFarlen throws a knee to the head but misses.
McFarlen lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Holyshit tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McFarlen lands a right hand.
McFarlen lands an elbow just above Holyshit 's eye.
McFarlen using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Holyshit has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McFarlen lands a right hand.
Holyshit lands a shoulder strike.
McFarlen tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Holyshit has a couple of punches blocked by McFarlen.
Holyshit misses with a hook to the ribs.
McFarlen lands a right hand that snaps the head of Holyshit backwards.
Holyshit lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Holyshit misses with a body punch.
Holyshit misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from McFarlen fails to land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Holyshit misses with a hook to the ribs.
McFarlen throws a head punch that misses.
McFarlen is leaning against Holyshit and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for McFarlen.
Holyshit's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
McFarlen pushes Holyshit back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
McFarlen lands a nice uppercut.
McFarlen is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A shot in the inside from McFarlen.
McFarlen scores with a shot to the side of Holyshit's head.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Evander Holyshit's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dimitry McFarlen!
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hype
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