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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Gregory Jules (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ichabod Klopfenstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ichabod Klopfenstein is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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160 lbs
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168 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gregory Jules!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ichabod Klopfenstein !
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Eliza Hachem and John Mangel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Jules moves out of range of the body kick from Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein blocks a head kick by Jules.
Klopfenstein misses with a body kick.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Jules throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
A head kick misses from Jules.
A head kick misses from Jules.
Jules pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jules throws a head kick that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a thumping low kick.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick and Klopfenstein moves out of range easily.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a good low kick that Jules was not able to check.
Klopfenstein looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a low kick, right behind Jules 's knee.
Jules misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Jules is breathing heavily.
A head kick misses from Klopfenstein .
That kick from Klopfenstein tenderised Jules's leg. Jules is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a slapping leg kick.
Klopfenstein throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Jules takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a good low kick that Jules was not able to check.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Klopfenstein . That's going to slow Jules down.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a solid body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jules.
Klopfenstein scores with a head kick. Jules tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
It looks like Gregory Jules has been cut.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Jules takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a big head kick but Jules shrugs it off.
Klopfenstein lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Klopfenstein does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Klopfenstein lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick and Klopfenstein moves out of range easily.
Jules checks the leg kick.
Jules misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jules lands a head kick. Klopfenstein smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick and Klopfenstein moves out of range easily.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Jules moves out of range of the body kick.
Jules throws a body kick that misses.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that stops Jules in his tracks momentarily.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a slapping leg kick.
Gregory Jules seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from Klopfenstein .
A head kick by Jules misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a flying knee. Nice.
A solid leg kick lands there for Klopfenstein .
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that stops Jules in his tracks momentarily.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Klopfenstein .
A decent looking body kick lands there for Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein misses with a body kick.
Jules misses with a body kick.
Klopfenstein thows a body kick. Jules tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Klopfenstein fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jules.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a thumping low kick.
Jules takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a flying knee that drops Jules!
Jules is rocked!
Klopfenstein lands a couple of elbows.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ichabod Klopfenstein dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gregory Jules's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Oh Jules is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jules throws a head kick but Klopfenstein moves out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Klopfenstein .
Jules seems to have got his legs back now.
Klopfenstein tries a head kick but it misses.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Jules moves out of range as Klopfenstein throws a body kick.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Ichabod Klopfenstein is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Klopfenstein throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
letting Klopfenstein counter with a right hand.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jules's knee momentarily.
A solid body kick from Klopfenstein .
That's one minute gone in the round.
Klopfenstein scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a good, hard body kick but Jules shrugs it off.
Jules avoids the head kick by Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein scores with a head kick. Jules tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jules is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Ichabod Klopfenstein seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jules chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Klopfenstein can pounce on him.
Klopfenstein throws a sloppy head kick and Jules moves out of range easily.
Jules throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice body kick.
Klopfenstein buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jules chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Klopfenstein can pounce on him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jules takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Klopfenstein scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with an outside leg kick.
Klopfenstein misses with an uppercut.
Jules tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Klopfenstein buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jules moves out of range of the body kick from Klopfenstein .
Jules is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jules has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Klopfenstein lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jules will feel that in the morning.
Klopfenstein is looking to slow Jules down with leg kicks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jules.
Klopfenstein throws a sloppy head kick and Jules moves out of range easily.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice kick to the body.
Jules on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Klopfenstein . Klopfenstein obviously looking to wear him down.
Jules will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Klopfenstein tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice body kick from Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein tries to land a front kick but Jules steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A head kick by Jules misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Klopfenstein avoids the head kick by Jules.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a low kick, right behind Jules 's knee.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jules takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Jules lands a head kick!
Klopfenstein thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Jules if he has to take too many more of those.
Jules looks for the body kick but Klopfenstein saw that one coming.
A chopping leg kick lands by Klopfenstein .
Jules tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jules pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Klopfenstein connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a thumping low kick.
Klopfenstein has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ichabod Klopfenstein showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Gregory Jules's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Jules misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Klopfenstein misses with a kick to the body.
Jules throws a push kick but Klopfenstein slaps the foot to one side.
Jules tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Klopfenstein connects with a solid leg kick.
Klopfenstein tries to land a front kick but Jules steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jules checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice uppercut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Jules really felt that one!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein connects with a high kick.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Jules misses with a head kick.
Jules tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jules misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Jules walks into a straight right hand from Klopfenstein .
Good leg kick by Klopfenstein there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Klopfenstein throws a push kick but Jules slaps the foot to one side.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick. That will keep Jules thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Ichabod Klopfenstein is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jules tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a big head kick but Jules shrugs it off.
Klopfenstein misses with a body kick.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jules throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jules tried to score with a low kick but Klopfenstein checks it.
Klopfenstein misses with a body kick.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick.
Jules tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Klopfenstein tries a head kick but it misses.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick. That will keep Jules thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a solid body kick.
Klopfenstein throws the kick towards the body but Jules avoids it.
Jules throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jules on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a good low kick that Jules was not able to check.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Klopfenstein , right into the meat.
Jules throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jules throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jules throws a head kick that misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a slapping leg kick.
Klopfenstein blocks the body kick.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jules is lucky that one didn't land flush.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klopfenstein plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Jules steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Jules misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick.
Jules misses with the body kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A head kick by Jules misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a thumping low kick.
Jules throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a flying knee. Nice.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Klopfenstein throws a head kick but Jules moves out of range.
Jules throws a sloppy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice body kick.
Gregory Jules has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jules chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Klopfenstein can pounce on him.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ichabod Klopfenstein comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Klopfenstein has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 27:30
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ichabod Klopfenstein !
Ichabod Klopfenstein made sure to mention his sponsor, XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under! in his post fight interview.
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hype
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