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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Troy McLure (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Burgundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McLure might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Simpsons Theme Song. Ron Burgundy has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Troy McLure's chin.
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225 cm
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288 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
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182 cm
18
266 lbs
0 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Troy McLure! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Burgundy! The judges for this bout are George Francis, Chris Downing and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! McLure misses with a combination
and Burgundy holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. McLure really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. McLure breaks the clinch.
Burgundy swinging wildly here.
Burgundy should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete. Burgundy falls off balance throwing a combination
and McLure counters with a head kick that drops Burgundy to the mat! Burgundy scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly! The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Burgundy dodges the punch combination from McLure.
McLure scores with a decent looking hook. Burgundy misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out. McLure lands a nice hook to Burgundy's body. Burgundy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. Burgundy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from McLure. Burgundy misses with a hook. McLure ducked under it nicely. A good leg kick by McLure. McLure throws a series of punches but Burgundy moves out of range. McLure lands with a good body shot. Burgundy looks gassed!
That's one minute gone in the round. Burgundy gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! McLure gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Troy McLure! Troy McLure took some time post fight to say the following; '"Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!"'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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