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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chowmein Wok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Schmoe Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joe Schmoe Jr is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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270 lbs
10 - 3 - 0 |
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205 cm
26
258 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Good chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Chowmein Wok!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Joe Schmoe Jr!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Shirou Masuda and Taro Takaoka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schmoe Jr throws a head kick but Wok moves out of range.
Schmoe Jr throws a leg kick which misses Wok's front leg but catches the back leg as Wok tries to avoid it.
Crunch! Wok slams his shin into Schmoe Jr's torso.
Wok gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Schmoe Jr tries to throw a body punch but Wok avoids it by throwing Schmoe Jr back against the cage.
Schmoe Jr wants to get back to striking at distance but Wok won't allow it.
Wok lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
It looks like Joe Schmoe Jr has been cut.
Wok lands a left hand.
Wok lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Schmoe Jr backwards.
Wok softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wok throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Schmoe Jrs head.
Schmoe Jr tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wok lands a left hand.
Wok lands an elbow just above Schmoe Jr 's eye.
Schmoe Jr misses with the head strike.
Wok scores with a shot to the side of Schmoe Jr's head.
Wok lands a hook to the side of the head.
Schmoe Jr looks gassed!
Wok lands a nice elbow.
Schmoe Jr is rocked!
Wok creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops Schmoe Jr! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Wok.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chowmein Wok!
Chowmein Wok decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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hype
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