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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lorenzo Von Matterhorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fedor Vladimirov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Matterhorn comes to the cage accompanied by Sharp Dressed Man. Vladimirov is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Avril Lavigne - What the ...?!!. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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240 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lorenzo Von Matterhorn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Fedor Vladimirov!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Dmitry Maklakov and Fedor Mirinova.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Matterhorn wants to clinch up but Vladimirov keeps it at a distance.
Vladimirov throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Von Matterhorn.
Von Matterhorn misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Von Matterhorn takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Vladimirov blocks a head kick by Von Matterhorn.
Vladimirov just misses with a punch to the body.
Von Matterhorn throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Von Matterhorn connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vladimirov uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Von Matterhorn.
Vladimirov takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A looping hook to the body misses from Von Matterhorn. Vladimirov does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn throws a nice inside leg kick.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Von Matterhorn uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Vladimirov.
Von Matterhorn moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Vladimirov throws a lazy uppercut
and Von Matterhorn counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Both fighters circling a little - Von Matterhorn finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Nice jab there from Von Matterhorn.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vladimirov keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Von Matterhorn.
Vladimirov takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Von Matterhorn showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Vladimirov.
Von Matterhorn is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Vladimirov has time to react.
A good leg kick by Vladimirov.
Von Matterhorn connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Vladimirov misses with a straight left.
Vladimirov lands a jab to the nose.
Good shot there by Vladimirov.
Von Matterhorn moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Von Matterhorn tries a head kick but it misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Matterhorn lands a jab.
Good work by Vladimirov as he checks the leg kick.
Von Matterhorn really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Vladimirov avoids a punch combination nicely.
Von Matterhorn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Von Matterhorn moves out of range as Vladimirov strikes.
Von Matterhorn is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A thudding body kick lands there by Von Matterhorn!
Von Matterhorn has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Vladimirov.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vladimirov takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vladimirov thumps Von Matterhorn with a low kick.
A head kick by Von Matterhorn - that's a beauty! Vladimirov is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Von Matterhorn can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Lorenzo Von Matterhorn!
A very excited looking Lorenzo Von Matterhorn made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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