PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gunner Malone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Malone's choice of entrance music: Jimmy Hendrix - Vodoo Child. Gunner Malone is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Black
vs
Malone

193 cm
25
207 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

187 cm
24
213 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Black!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gunner Malone!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Black shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Malone as he jumps to the side.

Malone takes the fight into the clinch.
Black is trying to break free.
Malone keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Black's efforts to push away.
Malone prevents a takedown attempt there.
Black has had enough of the clinch but Malone keeps him there for the moment.
Black tries to break the clinch but Malone is controlling the position.
Malone scores with a nice hook to the head.

It looks like Jack Black has been cut.
A frustrated look appears on Black's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Black tries to break the clinch but Malone is controlling the position.
Black has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Malone working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Malone throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Blacks head.
Malone lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Malone stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Malone lands with a light punch inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malone lands with a left to the head.
Black wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Black tries to circle away but Malone has him pinned against the cage.
A short right from Malone.

Black is rocked!
Malone dips a shoulder and cracks Black with a mighty uppercut! Black falls back against the cage and Malone unloads with a barrage of strikes! Black is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Malone screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gunner Malone!
A victorious Gunner Malone thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.