PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Clint Barton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Killjoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barton's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Tonight. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Kevin Killjoy was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Barton
vs
Killjoy

172 cm
19
192 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

183 cm
21
195 lbs
5 - 3 - 1

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Self confident

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Clint Barton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Kevin Killjoy!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, William Peck and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Killjoy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Killjoy scores with a jab. Barton acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

Killjoy forces Barton back against the cage and clinches.
Barton tries for a takedown. No joy.
Killjoy gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Barton.
Killjoy misses with an elbow over the top.
Killjoy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Killjoy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Killjoy lands an elbow inside that Barton shrugs off.
Barton takes an elbow to the temple.

Barton gets a trip takedown into half guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Killjoy is looking to escape.
Barton throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Killjoy to regain full guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Barton in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Killjoy has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Barton off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Barton takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Killjoy connects with a jab.
Barton takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Killjoy throws a shot to the body.
Killjoy connects with a nice looking jab.

Killjoy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Killjoy lands an elbow that stopped Barton in his tracks for a moment.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Killjoy.
Barton looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Clint Barton. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Killjoy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Nice elbow from Killjoy.
Barton avoids a wild elbow strike from Killjoy.
Killjoy scores with a shot to the side of Barton's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Killjoy lands an elbow that stopped Barton in his tracks for a moment.
Killjoy scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Barton is rocked!
Killjoy lands an elbow that stopped Barton in his tracks for a moment.
Oh Barton is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Barton is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Killjoy is defending well.
Killjoy lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Barton to his knees! Killjoy keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kevin Killjoy!
A relieved looking Kevin Killjoy thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.