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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robert Pounder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer J Pimpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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190 cm
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211 lbs
4 - 3 - 0 |
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193 cm
22
210 lbs
3 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Robert Pounder! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Homer J Pimpson! The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Donatello Bradman and Winston Howard.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Pounder rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pimpson moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Pounder avoids the head kick by Pimpson.
Pimpson throws a head kick but Pounder moves out of range.
Pounder scores with a jab to the jaw. A head kick misses from Pimpson. Pounder tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Robert Pounder seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Pounder throws a series of punches but Pimpson moves out of range. Pounder shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Pimpson as he jumps to the side. Pimpson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. A head kick misses from Pimpson. Pimpson throws a sloppy head kick and Pounder moves out of range easily. A head kick misses from Pimpson. Pimpson throws a head kick but Pounder moves out of range.
Pounder misses with a straight right. Pimpson shoots in and bounces Pounder off the cage to secure the takedown into guard. Pounder knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Pimpson on the ground. Pimpson passes Pounder's left leg - he's now in half guard. Pounder is breathing heavily. Pimpson looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
That's one minute gone in the round. Pimpson is looking for a kimura here.
Pounder is trying to get back to full guard. Pimpson not landing any meaningful shots this time. Pimpson is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Pounder is just riding it out for now. Pimpson eventually gives up the hold. Pounder is in trouble now - Pimpson has advanced to mount!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Pimpson is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Pimpson!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Homer J Pimpson!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
51% |
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