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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Cosmo Kramer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wilco Van Duijnhoven (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Van Duijnhoven is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Clint Mansell - Requiem for a dream (Remix) . There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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195 lbs
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184 lbs
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Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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Powerful takedowns
Dangerous knees
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cosmo Kramer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Wilco Van Duijnhoven!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Konstantin Menshow.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Van Duijnhoven throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Van Duijnhoven lands with an uppercut that bounces Kramer off the cage and back into range.
Kramer tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Van Duijnhoven chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kramer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Van Duijnhoven cracks Kramer with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Kramer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Van Duijnhoven.
Kramer slips a jab from Van Duijnhoven.
Kramer takes one to the side of the head.
It looks like Cosmo Kramer has been cut.
Van Duijnhoven tries to keep at a distance but Kramer has taken the fight into the clinch.
Kramer tries a knee to the head but Van Duijnhoven blocks it.
Van Duijnhoven misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kramer.
Kramer makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Van Duijnhoven looking to slow down the pace here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Van Duijnhoven is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Kramer has denied him.
Van Duijnhoven looking to throw knees to the head but Kramer is blocking nicely.
Van Duijnhoven tries to land knees in the clinch but Kramer avoids the damage to the body.
Van Duijnhoven managing to block the knees to the body from Kramer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Duijnhoven tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kramer avoids it.
Kramer wants to get back to striking at distance but Van Duijnhoven won't allow it.
Van Duijnhoven tries to land a knee to the head but Kramer blocks with his arms.
Kramer lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Van Duijnhoven gets back to full guard.
Van Duijnhoven looking for a sweep. Not yet Van Duijnhoven, not yet.
Kramer is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Van Duijnhoven keeping full guard, as Kramer tries to pass.
Van Duijnhoven controls Kramer momentarily but Kramer frees himself.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kramer tries to free his leg and advance position but Van Duijnhoven is retaining full guard.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Van Duijnhoven is looking to clinch but Kramer is avoiding it.
Kramer moves forwards but Van Duijnhoven connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Van Duijnhoven throws a leg kick but Kramer moved away.
Van Duijnhoven takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Van Duijnhoven tries to clinch up.
Van Duijnhoven fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kramer on the side of the head.
Kramer misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Van Duijnhoven finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Kramer throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
It looks like Wilco Van Duijnhoven has been cut.
Van Duijnhoven lands a head shot.
Kramer shoots in but Van Duijnhoven avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Good leg kick by Van Duijnhoven there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kramer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van Duijnhoven jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Van Duijnhoven uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kramer has time to react.
Cosmo Kramer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kramer throws out a loose jab but Van Duijnhoven uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kramer shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Van Duijnhoven pinned against the cage. Van Duijnhoven gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Kramer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Kramer takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A nice inside leg kick there by Van Duijnhoven. That's going to slow Kramer down.
Van Duijnhoven displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Kramer.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cosmo Kramer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kramer throws a jab but it's blocked by Van Duijnhoven.
Van Duijnhoven defending well as Kramer loads up on a big left hand.
Kramer blocks a low kick nicely.
Van Duijnhoven is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Kramer had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Van Duijnhoven uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kramer has time to react.
Van Duijnhoven throws a head kick that Kramer semi-blocks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Van Duijnhoven stuns Kramer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Van Duijnhoven throws a body kick that misses.
Van Duijnhoven takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Van Duijnhoven lands a nice looking kick to the body. Kramer takes a step back to recover.
Van Duijnhoven throws a jab when Kramer was well out of range.
Van Duijnhoven walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kramer checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Van Duijnhoven with a nice cross.
Kramer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Van Duijnhoven throws a leg kick which misses Kramer's front leg but catches the back leg as Kramer tries to avoid it.
A leg kick checked by Van Duijnhoven.
Van Duijnhoven on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Kramer misses with an attempted mid kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice takedown defense from Van Duijnhoven. No joy for Kramer on that attempt.
Van Duijnhoven tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Kramer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Van Duijnhoven ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Van Duijnhoven throws a body kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wilco Van Duijnhoven dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!
Van Duijnhoven throws a head kick but Kramer moves out of range.
Kramer looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Van Duijnhoven keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Van Duijnhoven wants to get back to his feet.
Van Duijnhoven trying to control here.
Kramer not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Van Duijnhoven regains full guard. Nicely done.
Kramer lands a couple of elbows.
Kramer trying to control but Van Duijnhoven is working from the bottom.
Van Duijnhoven looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kramer is one step ahead there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kramer throws a big elbow that misses.
Van Duijnhoven is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Van Duijnhoven lands a nice short elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Duijnhoven is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Kramer throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Van Duijnhoven pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kramer is keeping the position for now.
Kramer striking off his back but it's not causing Van Duijnhoven any problems.
Van Duijnhoven trying to control the position from guard on top but Kramer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Van Duijnhoven wants to stand but Kramer is controlling his posture from full guard.
Kramer keeping moving, preventing Van Duijnhoven from controlling successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kramer is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Van Duijnhoven trying to control from the bottom.
Kramer is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Van Duijnhoven sees it coming and defends easily.
Kramer working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Van Duijnhoven manages to get to full guard.
Kramer looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kramer throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Kramer postures up.
Kramer trying to control but Van Duijnhoven is working from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kramer tries to free his leg and advance position but Van Duijnhoven is retaining full guard.
Kramer wants to control from the top but Van Duijnhoven keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Cosmo Kramer will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Good leg kick by Kramer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kramer throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Kramer misses with a wild body shot.
Kramer lands a leg kick that knocks Van Duijnhoven off balance momentarily.
Kramer plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Van Duijnhoven pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A cross from Van Duijnhoven lands.
Van Duijnhoven tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kramer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Van Duijnhoven throws a head kick but Kramer moves out of range.
Van Duijnhoven checks a leg kick.
Kramer misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Van Duijnhoven circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kramer shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Kramer was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Van Duijnhoven working to try and regain half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Duijnhoven tries to hold on but Kramer pushes him away.
Kramer lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Van Duijnhoven is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Kramer wants to control the pace but Van Duijnhoven is squirming around nicely.
Kramer unloading with bombs!
Van Duijnhoven is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kramer has isolated one of Van Duijnhoven's arms. Van Duijnhoven looking to fight him off but Kramer twists into an armbar. It's tight... Will he tap?? YES, he's tapped! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Cosmo Kramer!
A victorious Cosmo Kramer thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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