PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joseph Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rusty Kuntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jones might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Alice in Chains - Them Bones. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jones
vs
Kuntz

195 cm
35
249 lbs
33 - 15 - 0

195 cm
27
270 lbs
19 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Joseph Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rusty Kuntz!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Josh West and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A chopping leg kick lands by Kuntz.
Kuntz lands with a nice body kick.
An inside leg kick from Jones misses.
Nice defenses there by Kuntz.
Jones misses with a straight right.
Jones fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kuntz has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jones moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kuntz works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Kuntz moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Kuntz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice defenses there by Jones.
Kuntz misses with a two punch combination.
Jones keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kuntz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kuntz changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jones digs a good body shot into Kuntz's ribs.
Kuntz throws a wild body kick that Jones sees coming a mile off.
Jones does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Jones staying out of range there.
The crowd cheers as Kuntz lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jones doesn't seem phased though.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Kuntz connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kuntz misses with a straight left.
A jab from Jones misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Kuntz lands a big head kick that sends Jones tumbling to the mat! Kuntz takes a step backwards and waves Jones back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Jones is rocked!

It looks like Joseph Jones has been cut.
Kuntz misses with a hook to the body
and Jones counters with a thumping low kick.
Kuntz throws a lazy right hand but Jones sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones moves to clinch but Kuntz breaks away
and Kuntz counters with a stiff right hand.
Oh Jones is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jones thows a body shot but no joy.
Jones seems to have got his legs back now.
Rusty Kuntz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones slips under a jab from Kuntz.
Jones tries to land a leg kick but Kuntz saw it coming and moves away.
Jones lands a front kick.
Kuntz works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Jones will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jones misses with a series of wild punches.
Kuntz scores with a jab. Jones acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Kuntz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kuntz slips a jab and a cross from Jones.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones swings widly with a right hand
and Kuntz counters with a huge head kick that drops Jones! The ref dives in to stop the fight and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rusty Kuntz!
A very excited looking Rusty Kuntz made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.