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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Po Panda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tong Po (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Panda comes to the cage accompanied by Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas. Tong Po will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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300 lbs
10 - 2 - 0 |
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265 lbs
8 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Po Panda!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Tong Po!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Donald Grub and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Po scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
It looks like Po Panda has been cut.
Po moves out of range of the strikes.
Po throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Panda fails to land the takedown.
Po misses with an uppercut.
Panda moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Panda shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Panda shoots in for a takedown but Po shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Po Panda. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Po ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Panda moves away.
Po misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Panda.
Panda walks into a jab.
Po Panda's cut is getting worse.
Panda looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Po lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Panda has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Panda and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Po throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A shot to the liver by Panda. Beautiful body shot.
Panda throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Po throws a low kick but Panda moves out of range easily.
Panda throws a series of punches but Po moves out of range.
Panda checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Po connects with a looping right hand.
Panda darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Po can do anything to dispel that myth.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Panda thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Panda sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Po defending well though.
Panda wants to pass the guard but Po is defending well.
Panda is working hard here to advance position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Panda not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Po moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Po working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Panda.
Panda distracts Po with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Panda looking to pass the guard.
Panda throws a big right hand that misses.
Po keeping full guard, as Panda tries to pass.
Panda with a flurry of punches that miss.
Po keeping full guard, as Panda tries to pass.
Panda is pushing down on Po's leg trying to pass to half guard. Po is fighting to maintain full guard but Panda has managed to sneak the leg through.
Panda missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Po slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Panda won't allow Po to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Po tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Panda trying to control but Po is working from the bottom.
Po wants to stand up but Panda is controlling him.
Panda preventing the sweep.
Panda throwing strikes but missing.
Panda lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Po avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Panda throwing strikes from guard but Po blocks nicely.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Panda pushes down on Po's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Panda working over Po with some ground and pound. Po looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Panda thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Po's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Panda missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Panda is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Panda prevents Po from improving his position.
Po trying to control but Panda postures up.
Nice strikes from Panda there.
Panda working over Po with some ground and pound. Po looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Panda is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Po!
Panda has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Panda with a couple of short strikes.
Panda postures up and throws a massive shot that knocks Po out cold! Two more strikes to his unconscious opponent for good luck and this one is all over! Panda goes absolutely crazy with his corner! Wow, you can see how much that win means to him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Po Panda!
A relieved looking Po Panda thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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