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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyler Durden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slice comes to the cage accompanied by Hit em' Up. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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277 lbs
18 - 7 - 0 |
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190 cm
27
275 lbs
7 - 4 - 0 |
Dangerous GnP
Great low kicks
Very strong |
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Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kimbo Slice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tyler Durden!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Edson Gomes and Felipe Paraventi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slice bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Durden's head backwards.
Slice really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Durden fails to land with a series of punches.
Slice dodges the punch combination from Durden.
A telegraphed right hand from Durden misses the target.
Durden staying out of range there.
Slice throws a nice inside leg kick.
Durden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slice was well out of range. Poor timing from Durden.
Slice on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Slice misses with a low kick.
Slice works over Durden's head and body with a nice combination.
Slice jabs at Durden's body.
Durden misses with a leg kick
and Slice counters with a slapping leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Durden thows a body shot but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Durden punishes Slice's body with a nice straight punch.
Slice misses with a body shot.
Slice uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Durden.
Slice scores with a crisp jab that stopped Durden in his tracks.
Slice throws a combination. Durden tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Durden throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Slice sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slice getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Slice uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Durden.
Sloppy strikes from Durden. Those never looked like landing.
Durden misses with a hook
and Slice counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Durden thinking.
Durden scores with a hook.
Durden misses with a hook.
Kimbo Slice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slice throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Slice lands a nice looking body shot.
Slice throws a head kick that misses.
Slice misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Durden.
Durden misses with a straight right.
Slice takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Slice ducks under a wild hook from Durden.
Durden misses with a straight right.
Slice lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Durden circles away quickly and effectively.
Durden jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slice thuds his right hand into Durden's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slice throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Durden feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Slices jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Durden misses with a hook
and Durden takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nice defenses there by Slice.
Durden throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Durden fails to land with a series of punches.
Slice connects with an inside leg kick.
Slice pivots, looking for a leg kick but Durden is out of range and Slice settles back down.
Slice is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Durden slips a jab and a cross from Slice.
Slice keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Durden lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Slice - just one landing.
Slice lunges at Durden with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Durden's hand.
Slice with a nice cross.
Slice wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slice looks to land a combination but Durden avoids it well.
Durden misses with the combination.
Slice misses with a few strikes there.
Durden throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Slice checks the leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Durden.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kimbo Slice dominated that round.
That's time! Slice's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Slice throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Durden throws a right and a left that Slice avoids nicely.
Slice is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Slice avoids a punch combination nicely.
Slice slips a jab and a cross from Durden.
Slice dodges the punch combination from Durden.
Slice takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Slice slips under a jab.
Durden does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Slice moves away from the strike by Durden.
Kimbo Slice is winning the standup battle so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Durden swings for the body but Slice moves out of range.
Durden scores with a hook to the body. Slice takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Slice lands a head kick!
Durden throws a one two combo.
Slice looks to land a right hand but Durden moved out of range.
Durden throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kimbo Slice is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Durden lands with an uppercut that bounces Slice off the cage and back into range.
A jab from Slice misses.
Durden throws a hook to the side of Slice's head but Slice sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
An inside leg kick from Slice misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice throws a right hand that Durden ducks under and follows up with a left that Durden also avoids with ease.
Slice throws a leg kick but Durden moved away.
Durden swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slice misses with a few strikes there.
Slice misses with a hook.
Slice misses with a head kick.
Durden moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Durden misses with a straight right.
Durden throws a right and a left that both miss.
Durden misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Slice counters with a thumping low kick.
Slice gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Durden.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Durden misses with a wild combination.
Durden swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Slice tries to work over Durden's front leg with a kick but Durden checks it.
Durden looks to land a right hand but Slice moved out of range.
Slice throws the kick towards the body but Durden avoids it.
Durden slips under a jab from Slice.
Slice looks to land a combination but Durden avoids it well.
Durden thows a left - swing and a miss!
Slice scores with a leg kick.
Durden misses with a looping right.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slice misses with the combination.
Durden swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Durden drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Durden bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Slice's head backwards.
Slice ducks under a wild hook from Durden.
Durden avoids the body shot from Slice.
Durden throws out a loose jab but Slice uses good head movement to avoid it.
Durden misses with a looping right.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slice steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Durden.
Slice staying out of range there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tyler Durden showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Durden scores with a jab to the head.
Slice throws a right and a left that Durden avoids nicely.
Durden throws a jab when Slice was well out of range.
Durden tries to land a leg kick but Slice saw it coming and moves away.
Durden takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slice lands with a thumping leg kick.
Durden swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Slice throws the left hand but Durden avoids the punch easily.
Durden misses with a few strikes there.
Durden avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Durden throws an overhand right that lands on Slice's shoulder, as Slice tries to avoid the shot.
Slice looks to land a right hand but Durden moved out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Durden throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Slice misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Durden jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A swing and a miss from Durden.
A low kick from Durden is predictable there
and Slice counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Some wild striking there from Slice.
Durden fails to land with a series of punches.
Slice throws a one two combo.
Slice scores with a head kick. Durden tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Slice moves forwards but Durden connects with a nice, crisp jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Durden throws an overhand right that lands on Slice's shoulder, as Slice tries to avoid the shot.
Durden is looking to score with low kicks.
Slice's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Durden connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Slice scrambles back to his feet.
Slice lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slice dodges the punch combination from Durden.
Durden jabs at Slice's body.
Durden takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Slice swinging wildly here.
Durden misses with a looping right.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Durden slips a jab from Slice.
Slice throws a right and a left that both miss.
Durden just misses with a punch to the body.
Slice throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Durden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Durden misses with a body shot.
Durden fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Durden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slice.
Durden throws a low kick but Slice avoids it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Durden throws a series of punches but Slice avoids them all with ease.
Slice throws a series of strikes that have Durden backpedaling.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Durden walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Slice checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Durden fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Slice on the side of the head.
Durden takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slice scores with a head kick. Durden tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Durden tries to land a front kick but Slice steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Slice thows a body kick. Durden tries to catch it but that hurt him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slice takes one on the chin but seems OK.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Slice walks into a stiff left hand from Durden.
Durden looks to score with a jab to the body but Slice is just out of range.
A punch combination from Slice misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Kimbo Slice.
Well Slice has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight for Tyler Durden!
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight for Kimbo Slice!
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight for Kimbo Slice!
Kimbo Slice wins by split decision!
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energy
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hype
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