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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey Karate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hokey Smeinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Karate's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Keith Murray - Slap Somebody. Smeinen comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Far Away kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Smeinen has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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250 lbs
7 - 8 - 0 |
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185 cm
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280 lbs
5 - 10 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joey Karate!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hokey Smeinen!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smeinen tries to land a leg kick but Karate saw it coming and moves away.
Smeinen looks gassed!
Smeinen walks into a straight right hand from Karate.
Karate keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Karate fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Smeinen looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice straight punches there by Karate. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Karate.
Karate sends Smeinen crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Karate is motioning to the referee to let Smeinen up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Smeinen is rocked!
Karate misses the jab.
Smeinen is still on wobbly legs! Can Karate finish him?
Smeinen gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Karate points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Smeinen wakes up just in time to hear Karate thank his coaches in the post fight interview.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joey Karate!
A very excited looking Joey Karate made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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