PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Method Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johonny Crash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Wu-Tang Clan-METHOD MAN . Johonny Crash is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Man
vs
Crash

191 cm
19
202 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

190 cm
19
183 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Good knees
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Hellraiser Fightgear ($10-$20 clothing)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Method Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Johonny Crash!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Roger Salmon and Paul Gruel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big right from Crash misses.

Man has taken the fight to the clinch.
Crash is looking to break free of the clinch but Man has double underhooks.

Man pulls guard effortlessly.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Man is controlling Crash's posture.

Man had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Crash defends it easily.
Man has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

Crash got a little sloppy there for a moment and Man has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Crash has managed to get both his arms back between Man's legs - danger averted.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Man has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Crash can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Crash is fighting to break Man's control of his arms but Man is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Man wants to sweep but no luck.
Man lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Crash!
Man landing punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Crash tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Crash is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
A nice elbow there by Man.
Man throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Crash because Man loaded up on that one.
Man lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man with shots to the head and body - Crash looks very uncomfortable down there.
Crash is wriggling around trying to escape.
Crash really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Man. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Man unloads with some shots from mount but Crash bucks and avoids them well.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Man avoids the attempt from Crash to control.
Man tries to control but Crash wriggling away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man with good strikes from the mount here!
Man landing shots from mount.

Man is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Crash to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Crash shrugs it off.
Man working the ground and pound effectively.
Man connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Man landing strikes from the mount and Crash is in trouble!

Crash is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Man lands a big elbow - Crash is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Crash is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Method Man!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Method Man made sure he mentioned Hellraiser Fightgear ($10-$20 clothing), along with how happy he was to win his fight.