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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Teijo Tarzan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chronic Kronic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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300 lbs
14 - 7 - 0 |
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278 lbs
12 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Teijo Tarzan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chronic Kronic!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kronic shoots in for a double leg but Tarzan sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Kronic fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Tarzan sprawls well initially but Kronic persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Kronic wants to free his trapped foot but Tarzan is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Kronic not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tarzan wants to get back to his feet.
Tarzan blocking the ground and pound attempt from Kronic.
Tarzan is looking to escape.
Kronic is taking a breather. Tarzan says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Tarzan is looking to escape.
Kronic scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Kronic is pressing down on Tarzan's thigh, looking to free his foot. Tarzan is holding on for now.
Tarzan might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Tarzan is trying to stand back up but Kronic is controlling him
Kronic throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Tarzan wants to get back to his feet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kronic working Tarzan over with strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tarzan blocking the ground and pound attempt from Kronic.
Kronic missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Kronic throwing shots but Tarzan is blocking nicely.
Tarzan is trying to stand up here but Kronic is controlling him well.
Kronic wants to pass to mount but Tarzan is defending the position.
Kronic drops an elbow to the side of Tarzan's head.
Kronic missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Kronic has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Tarzan on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Tarzan avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Kronic.
Tarzan is trying to stand.
Kronic throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kronic is nestled in close to Tarzan, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Nice strikes from Kronic there.
Tarzan looks like he's trying to stand up.
Kronic looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Tarzan with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kronic not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Kronic lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Kronic works his way into side control.
Kronic postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Kronic in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Tarzan wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Kronic misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Kronic working the ground and pound.
Kronic tries to score with some ground and pound. Tarzan controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Kronic prevents Tarzan from escaping the position.
Tarzan taking a bit of punishment here - Kronic scoring with strikes.
Kronic fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Kronic working the body and head with strikes.
Kronic landing strikes.
Tarzan is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Kronic is controlling him well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kronic creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Tarzan sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Kronic working the ground and pound.
Tarzan seems a little lost for a moment, as Kronic dominates the positioning.
Tarzan is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Kronic is controlling him well.
The referee asks Kronic politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Kronic prefers to stall for the moment though.
Kronic working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Kronic scoring with punches and elbows.
Kronic throws a strike aimed at the side of Tarzan's head but Tarzan avoids it well.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tarzan is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Kronic asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Tarzan stops Kronic from passing to mount.
Kronic scoring with punches and elbows.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tarzan is not content to let Kronic control the position.
Kronic in side control, throwing shots but Tarzan defends.
Kronic lands some shots froms side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kronic is chipping away with strikes.
Kronic working the ground and pound.
Kronic grinds an elbow into Tarzan's temple.
Kronic misses with the ground and pound.
Kronic tries to move to mount but Tarzan blocks the move with his legs.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Kronic throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Kronic postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Tarzan is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kronic scores with punches from side control.
Kronic prevents Tarzan from escaping the position.
Kronic looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Chronic Kronic dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Tarzan avoids the head kick by Kronic.
Kronic swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Tarzan counters with a two punch combo.
Tarzan misses with a looping right.
Tarzan scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kronic in his tracks.
It looks like Chronic Kronic has been cut.
Teijo Tarzan is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kronic fails to land the takedown.
Kronic misses with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kronic fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tarzan manages to avoid it.
Kronic misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tarzan uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kronic has time to react.
Tarzan lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A punch combination from Tarzan misses.
Teijo Tarzan is winning the standup battle so far.
Kronic sizes up Tarzan with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kronic throws a right and a left that Tarzan avoids nicely.
Kronic throws a shot from downtown. Tarzan moves away and avoids it.
Kronic throws a low kick but Tarzan moves out of range easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tarzan scores with a jab.
Tarzan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kronic.
Tarzan tries to score with a low kick but Kronic moves his leg out of the way.
The fighters circling - Kronic throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tarzan avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kronic throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tarzan.
Kronic lands with an uppercut that bounces Tarzan off the cage and back into range.
Kronic pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tarzan staying out of range there.
Kronic rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tarzan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kronic throws a series of punches but Tarzan moves out of range.
Kronic shoots in and drives through. Tarzan sprawls well.
Tarzan throws an overhand right that lands on Kronic's shoulder, as Kronic tries to avoid the shot.
Kronic misses with a combination
and Tarzan counters with a nice right hand that sends Kronic toppling to the canvas! Kronic scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Tarzan finish him?!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sloppy strikes from Kronic. Those never looked like landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kronic misses with an uppercut.
Tarzan dodges the punch combination from Kronic.
Kronic walks straight into a right hand from Tarzan - that's dropped him! Tarzan jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Kronic from any more punishment! Kronic complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Teijo Tarzan!
A very excited looking Teijo Tarzan made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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