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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nalle Karhu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Karhu is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Phil Collins - Against All Odds. Nalle Karhu acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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200 lbs
17 - 10 - 1 |
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194 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine |
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Olympic wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nalle Karhu!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Karhu fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Ferguson is out of range.
Karhu swings for the body but Ferguson moves out of range.
Karhu misses with a low kick as Ferguson jumps back.
Good leg kick by Karhu there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Ferguson throws a hook but Karhu blocks it.
Karhu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nalle Karhu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Karhu misses with a body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Ferguson. Those never looked like landing.
Karhu scores with a jab.
Karhu looks to land a left hand but Ferguson moved out of range nicely.
Ferguson looks to land a left hand but Karhu moved out of range nicely.
Karhu slips a straight right by Ferguson.
Ferguson misses with a lunging right hand
and Karhu makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses.
Ferguson takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Ferguson connects with a nice looking jab.
Karhu lands a leg kick that knocks Ferguson off balance momentarily.
Ferguson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Karhu throws out the jab.
Ferguson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Good work by Ferguson as he checks the leg kick.
Ferguson takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Karhu swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ferguson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Karhu throws a push kick but Ferguson slaps the foot to one side.
Karhu misses with a head kick.
Karhu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson walks into a left hand.
Karhu throws a shot from downtown. Ferguson moves away and avoids it.
Karhu shoots in and gets a takedown into Ferguson's guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Ferguson is trying to control the position but Karhu postures up.
Ferguson tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Karhu won't allow Ferguson to get back to his feet.
Ferguson can't keep his opponent in guard - Karhu advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Karhu is trying to control the action in half guard but Ferguson is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson works his way to full guard. Good work.
Karhu makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Ferguson controls Karhu momentarily but Karhu frees himself.
Karhu seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Ferguson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Karhu is one step ahead there.
Karhu wants to pass the guard but Ferguson is keeping the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Karhu preventing the sweep.
Karhu is working Ferguson over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Ferguson trying to control the position here.
Ferguson has his foot on Karhu's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Karhu works his way back into a safe position though.
Karhu with a nice head shot there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Karhu looking to sit in guard and control but Ferguson gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Karhu looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Nalle Karhu dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Ferguson misses with a leg kick.
Ferguson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Karhu throws a leg kick but Ferguson checks it.
Ferguson misses with a straight right.
Ferguson loads up on a big right hand but Karhu slips the punch.
Ferguson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Karhu throws a leg kick that is checked
and Ferguson counters with a big head kick but Karhu shrugs it off.
Ferguson throws a nice looking combination but Karhu bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Karhu misses with a low kick.
Karhu slips a jab from Ferguson.
Nalle Karhu seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Karhu slips a jab from Ferguson.
Karhu is looking to land body kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson closes the distance and clinches.
Ferguson misses with some punches.
Karhu blocking some punches.
Karhu lands with a short shot to the head.
Ferguson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
It looks like Nalle Karhu has been cut.
Karhu breaks the clinch.
Ferguson closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Karhu throws a sloppy head kick and Ferguson moves out of range easily.
Jab by Karhu.
Karhu fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ferguson misses with an uppercut
and Karhu makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Karhu avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Ferguson lands the left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson moves out of range as Karhu strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ferguson misses with a looping right.
Ferguson clinches up against the cage.
Karhu is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Ferguson gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Karhu tries to circle away but Ferguson has him pinned against the cage.
Karhu working hard to break the clinch.
Ferguson with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Karhu pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ferguson misses with a hook.
Karhu is looking to score with low kicks.
Ferguson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Karhu misses with a jab to the body
and Ferguson counters with a good low kick that Karhu was not able to check.
Karhu throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Ferguson fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Karhu is out of range.
Ferguson lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Karhu fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Karhu rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Ferguson counters with a straight right hand.
Ferguson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Karhu fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Ferguson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Karhu ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ferguson moves away.
Ferguson clinches with his opponent.
Karhu is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Ferguson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Karhu is looking to break free of the clinch but Ferguson has double underhooks.
Karhu's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ferguson tries to clinch but Karhu is having none of it.
Karhu misses with a wild body shot.
The fighters circling - Ferguson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ferguson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Karhu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ferguson throws a hook but Karhu avoids it easily.
Ferguson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Karhu throws a right hand that misses
and Ferguson counters with a leg kick.
Ferguson throws a front kick aimed at Karhu's knee but Karhu avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Nalle Karhu's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Karhu throws a push kick but Ferguson slaps the foot to one side.
Karhu scores with a crisp jab that stopped Ferguson in his tracks.
Ferguson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Ferguson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Ferguson is rocked!
Karhu pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Oh Ferguson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ferguson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Karhu lands a jab and follows it up with a massive straight that knocks Ferguson out cold! Ferguson is crumpled in the corner, his head only propped up by the cage! That's one for the organiziational promos right there! Wow, what a finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Nalle Karhu!
After the big win, Nalle Karhu made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors FinnFighter Nutrition (Only 160Q supps!) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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hype
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