PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shane Mayweather (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Norris's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Kryptonite. The crowd seem to be enjoying Mayweather's choice of entrance music: Lloyd Banks Feat. 50 Cent - Hands Up . Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Norris
vs
Mayweather

182 cm
20
155 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

167 cm
27
147 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chuck Norris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Shane Mayweather!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Franklyn Lucas and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mayweather takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
The fight stays on the outside here - Norris looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Norris throws a head kick that misses.
Mayweather uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Norris.
Norris looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Norris shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Mayweather throws a hook but Norris blocks it.
Mayweather takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Norris tries to clinch up.
Norris swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Norris moves into the clinch successfully.
Norris tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mayweather's elbow.
Mayweather doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Norris lands a hook that snaps the head of Mayweather backwards.
Norris avoiding damage as Mayweather throws knees to the body.
Mayweather lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Norris.
Mayweather prevents a body shot from Norris.
Norris tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mayweather misses with a punch to the body.
Mayweather is trying to stall.
Mayweather throws a head punch that misses.
Norris lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mayweather backwards.
Norris misses with a knee strike.
A hook to the body from Norris.
Norris misses with a body punch.
Norris keeps control of Mayweather as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Mayweather on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Mayweather has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Mayweather lands a right hand that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
Norris scores a nice knee to the body.
Norris lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mayweather backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mayweather is trying to break free.
Mayweather can't break the clinch.
Norris tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mayweather's elbow.
Norris cracks Mayweather with a nice body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris can't find room to land a body shot as Mayweather controls the action.
Mayweather's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Mayweather misses with a short punch on the inside.
Norris tries to work over Mayweather's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Norris misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Norris on the inside.
Mayweather takes an elbow to the temple.
Norris misses with a knee to the head.
Norris blocks a body shot from Mayweather.
Mayweather struggles to land a body shot inside as Norris controls his hands.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Norris creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Mayweather doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Norris leaning his opponent against the cage.
Mayweather takes a shot to the head.
Norris lands a nice elbow.

It looks like Shane Mayweather has been cut.
Still in the clinch, Norris scores with a nice short uppercut.
Norris connects with a knee to the head.
Mayweather looking to stall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris struggles to land a body shot inside as Mayweather controls his hands.
Norris lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Mayweather tries to work over Norris's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Norris lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Mayweather misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mayweather takes an elbow to the forehead.
Norris avoiding damage as Mayweather throws knees to the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Mayweather takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Mayweather letting Norris take a breather here.
Norris misses with a punch to the body.
Mayweather misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Norris misses with a punch on the inside.
Mayweather wants to break free but Norris has control.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Norris.
Norris lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mayweather struggles to land a body shot inside as Norris controls his hands.
Mayweather takes a shot to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice body punch from Norris.
A head punch on the inside from Mayweather fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Norris.
Mayweather tries to break free but Norris pushes him back against the cage.
Mayweather swings wildly with an uppercut but Norris uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice elbow from Norris.
Norris lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Mayweather misses with the head strike.
Mayweather tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Norris avoids it.
Norris lands a right hand.
Mayweather is looking to break free of the clinch but Norris has double underhooks.
Norris makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Norris gets through Mayweather's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Mayweather misses with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Norris lands an elbow inside.
Mayweather is trying to break free.
Norris creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Mayweather's defenses.

Mayweather is rocked!
Norris lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Mayweather is still on wobbly legs! Can Norris finish him?
Norris lands with a short punch from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Norris dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Shane Mayweather's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Mayweather throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Mayweather seems to have recovered his senses.
Norris scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Mayweather doesn't seem bothered though.
Mayweather misses with an uppercut. Norris saw that one coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mayweather. Norris does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mayweather slips a jab from Norris.
Mayweather ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Norris moves away.
Norris misses with a jab to the body
letting Mayweather counter with a right hand.
Norris blocks a low kick nicely.

Norris gets a clinch.
Norris makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Mayweather tries to break the clinch but Norris is controlling the position.
Norris lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That has opened up Shane Mayweather's cut even more.
Norris stalling.
Norris misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Norris prevents a body shot from Mayweather.
Norris prevents a body shot from Mayweather.
Norris blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris lands a damaging elbow.
A right hook to the body lands for Norris.
Norris lands a nice elbow.
Mayweather is trying to stall.
Norris tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Mayweather tries to throw a body punch but Norris avoids it by throwing Mayweather back against the cage.
Norris lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

The cut above Shane Mayweather's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Norris lands with a light punch inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Norris.
Mayweather misses with a punch on the inside.
Mayweather tries to work over Norris's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mayweather struggles to land a body shot inside as Norris controls his hands.
Mayweather takes an elbow to the temple.

Shane Mayweather's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
A short uppercut from Norris.
Mayweather throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Mayweather tries to circle away but Norris has him pinned against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Mayweather fails to land.
A short right from Norris.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Norris pushes Mayweather back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris digs a right hand underneath Mayweather's ribcage. Mayweather let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Norris blocks a body shot from Mayweather.
Norris utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Mayweather is breathing heavily.
Norris lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Norris comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Norris lands a shoulder strike.
Norris throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Norris lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mayweather backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Norris creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Norris scores with a nice hook to the head.
Still in the clinch, Norris scores with a nice short uppercut.
Norris lands an uppercut.
Norris scores with a shot to the side of Mayweather's head.
Mayweather's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Norris tries to work over Mayweather's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Norris softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Shane Mayweather's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Chuck Norris!
Our winner, Chuck Norris, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.