PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Lath Hoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hoy comes to the cage accompanied by Go Ninja-Vanilla Ice. Lath Hoy has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Hoy
vs
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer

190 cm
30
197 lbs
23 - 14 - 1

178 cm
26
197 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Lath Hoy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Eliza Hachem and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hoy fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer sprawls well initially but Hoy persists and gets the takedown into half guard.

Hoy is trying to work for a kimura but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is defending well.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is looking to control Hoy's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer avoid being mounted?

Hoy is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Hoy.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is refusing to be controlled, as Hoy sits in half guard.
Hoy has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is looking to get to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Hoy tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Hoy wants to control the pace but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is squirming around nicely.

Hoy looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.

Hoy working for a submission but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is keeping him at bay.
Hoy can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is looking to escape.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tries to hold on but Hoy pushes him away.
Hoy wants to take his opponent's back but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer doesn't allow it.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Hoy tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

Hoy looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.

Hoy is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is surviving well by controlling Hoy's body position as best he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tries to reverse the position but Hoy maintains control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Hoy wants to finish this one by submission but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Hoy.

Hoy wants to finish this one by submission but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Hoy.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer tries to hold on but Hoy postures up.

Hoy jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer manages to avoid the submission attempt.

Hoy is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer has escaped the position, nice work there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.

Hoy is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is refusing to be controlled, as Hoy sits in half guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is looking for a sweep. Hoy is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hoy is trying to control. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer wants to control the action here but instead Hoy manages to pass to full mount!

Hoy has hold of Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lath Hoy dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Hoy misses with an uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hoy. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hoy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer was well out of range. Poor timing from Hoy.
Hoy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hoy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer dodges the punch combination from Hoy.
Hoy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hoy.
Hoy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Hoy shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hoy is fending him off so far but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer persists. Nope, Hoy circles away and we're back to standing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hoy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer moves out of range as Hoy strikes.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer ducks under a wild hook from Hoy.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer throws a nice inside leg kick.
Hoy throws a right and a left that both miss.

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer wants to take a breather but Hoy is having none of it.
Lath Hoy overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hoy is looking for a sweep. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Hoy is trying to control but can't.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Ground and pound from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Hoy looking for submissions off his back.
Hoy tries to roll over but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer keeps him under control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hoy is looking to control Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Hoy avoid being mounted?
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer winds up and cracks Hoy with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer trying to control the pace.
Hoy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.

Hoy looking for submissions off his back.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer working Hoy over with strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer drops an elbow to the side of Hoy's head.
Hoy is trying to get back to full guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is looking to take a break and control but Hoy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer drops an elbow to the side of Hoy's head.
Hoy taking some punishment here, with Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer in his half guard.
Hoy trying to control here.
Hoy is staying active underneath Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Hoy wants to get back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer trying to control the pace.
Hoy wants to get back to full guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Hoy is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer scores with a couple of nice shots.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hoy trying to control here.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer winds up and cracks Hoy with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Hoy looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer trying to control from half guard but Hoy is working away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Slavalengus Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A slow jab from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer misses its intended target.
Good leg kick by Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer needs to keep his hands up - Hoy had a free shot at his head there.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer lands with a shot to the body.
Hoy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Left hook, right uppercut from Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer.
Hoy takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Hoy to the ground. Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is now in Hoy's guard.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer trying to control but Hoy is working from the bottom.
Hoy will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Hoy wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is now in half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hoy wants to control but Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is keeping busy.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hoy actively working from the bottom here.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer works his way into side control.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is chipping away with strikes.
Hoy tries to improve position but can't.
Hoy is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Hoy manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Hoy is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Hoy wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer is now in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Hoy's head.

Hoy has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer. Oh but Hoy has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! Olegtarandervangorsuckabingdamer goes limp - he's gone! Hoy jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Lath Hoy!
Lath Hoy seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.