PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Daniel Bryan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Enoch Thompson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bryan comes to the ring accompanied by Flight of the Valkyries. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Enoch Thompson was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Bryan
vs
Thompson

179 cm
18
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

182 cm
23
200 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Daniel Bryan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Enoch Thompson!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bryan thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Thompson if he has to take too many more of those.

Thompson drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Bryan looking for a sweep. Not yet Bryan, not yet.
Thompson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Thompson has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Bryan is proving hard to escape from.
Thompson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bryan looking to hit a scissor sweep but Thompson is one step ahead there.
Bryan preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thompson showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Enoch Thompson.
Bryan pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bryan looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bryan gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Thompson counters with a one-two to the body.
Daniel Bryan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bryan drops Thompson with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Thompson! Bryan dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Daniel Bryan!
Post fight, Daniel Bryan stared into the camera and said '"Charlie Sheen isnt WINNING! Im the one who is.....WINNING! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"'.