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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ur Anus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matheus Malinowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!



182 cm
18
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0
198 cm
23
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0
BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily
BJJ Blue Belt
Decent knees
Determined


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ur Anus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Matheus Malinowski!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Trevor Gratis and Robert Douchet.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anus displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Malinowski.
Malinowski slips under a jab from Anus.
Malinowski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Anus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Malinowski fails with an attempt to clinch.
Anus stuffs the takedown.
Anus fails to land the takedown.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anus. Malinowski does a little dance to reset his feet.

Anus shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Malinowski napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Malinowski tries to buck Anus off but Anus is having none of it.
Anus trying to control the action but Malinowski is working from the bottom.
Malinowski manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anus gets full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Malinowski preventing the sweep.
Anus pulls Malinowski in close to prevent any damage.
Anus is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Anus controlling Malinowski's posture.
Malinowski working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because Ur Anus wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Anus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Malinowski was well out of range. Poor timing from Anus.
Malinowski shoots in for a takedown but Anus shows good takedown defense.
Ur Anus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Matheus Malinowski.
No luck for Malinowski with that takedown attempt.
Anus throws a head kick but Malinowski moves out of range.
Malinowski shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Anus pinned against the cage. Anus gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Malinowski fails with an attempt to clinch.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Anus is defended easily by Malinowski.
Malinowski misses with a takedown

and Anus counters with a single leg into guard. Malinowski didn't expect that.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anus makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Malinowski keeping moving, preventing Anus from controlling successfully.
Malinowski keeping full guard, as Anus tries to pass.
Anus trying to control the position from guard on top but Malinowski is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Malinowski managing to control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Ur Anus.
Anus stuffs the takedown.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Malinowski.
Malinowski looks gassed!
Anus tries to buck Malinowski off but Malinowski is having none of it.
Anus is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Malinowski is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Malinowski can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Anus is looking to escape.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Anus tries to hold on but Malinowski pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ur Anus dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!



Anus bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Anus just content to control the position.

Anus has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Malinowski moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.


It looks like Ur Anus has been cut.
Malinowski closes this distance looking for a takedown but Anus circles away.
Malinowski tries to clinch up.
Malinowski tries for a takedown but Anus sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Malinowski thumps Anus with a low kick.
Anus throws a head kick but Malinowski moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malinowski throws a sloppy head kick and Anus moves out of range easily.
Malinowski looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Malinowski is breathing heavily.
Malinowski keeps the fight on the outside.
Malinowski misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Ur Anus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Matheus Malinowski.
Anus tries to clinch up.

Anus moves into the clinch successfully.
Malinowski tries to throw a body punch but Anus avoids it by throwing Malinowski back against the cage.
Anus can't break the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Malinowski's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Anus tries to circle away but Malinowski has him pinned against the cage.
Anus jumps guard but Malinowski stands there with Anus around his waist. Anus gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malinowski manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

Anus drags the fight down to the ground.
Malinowski is looking to stand up but Anus won't let him.

Anus had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Malinowski defends it easily.
Malinowski working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Anus is pulling down on Malinowski's head. It's preventing any offense from Malinowski, at least for the moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malinowski controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Anus might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Malinowski wants to stand but Anus has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Malinowski throws an elbow that misses. Anus uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Malinowski's guard. Nice move by Anus!
Malinowski keeping moving, preventing Anus from controlling successfully.
Malinowski working a defensive guard but Anus passes into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Malinowski tries to kick Anus off but Anus keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Malinowski keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Anus is trying to control the action in half guard but Malinowski is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

Malinowski kicks off Anus and gets to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Malinowski shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Anus as he avoids it easily.
Anus throws a body punch but Malinowski moves out of range.

Anus drives through with a takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Anus stands and throws Malinowski's legs to the side, diving into side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Ur Anus will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ur Anus's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!



Anus has taken the fight to the clinch.
Malinowski is looking to break free of the clinch but Anus has double underhooks.

Malinowski manages to break the clinch.
Malinowski tries to clinch there but Anus circles away.
Malinowski fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Malinowski shoots in looking for a takedown but Anus manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Malinowski's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Anus connects with a crisp jab.
Anus will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A telegraphed right hand from Anus misses the target.
Ur Anus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Some wild striking there from Malinowski.
Malinowski takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Malinowski displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Anus.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malinowski misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

Anus closes the distance and pushes Malinowski back into the cage.
Malinowski fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Ur Anus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Matheus Malinowski.
Anus wants to take the fight to the mat but Malinowski manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Anus fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Anus misses with a punch to the body.
Malinowski wants to break free but Anus has control.

Malinowski escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Malinowski scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Malinowski tries to clinch but Anus is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Anus drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Malinowski is not content to let Anus control the position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Anus wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Malinowski, who protects the arm well.
Malinowski manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!

Malinowski is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Malinowski is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Anus pushes Malinowski off and gets back to his feet.
Anus tries to clinch up but Malinowski circles away and keeps his distance.
Malinowski lands with a kick to the temple. Anus shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Anus shoots in for a double leg but Malinowski sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Malinowski fails in his attempt to clinch.

Malinowski has managed to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Anus pulls Malinowski into guard.
Anus is looking to stand up but Malinowski isn't so interested in that idea.
Malinowski wants to control from the top but Anus keeps moving.
Anus working a defensive guard but Malinowski passes into half guard.
Malinowski wants to take a breather but Anus is having none of it.
Anus is looking to improve his position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Anus trying to control but Malinowski postures up.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Ur Anus.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Anus, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:27
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ur Anus!
S C
A
G S C
B
G S C G energy
A | B
hype
A | B
pop
A | B
mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
58%
 
 
 
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