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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bubbles Ticklepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keith Keystone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ticklepants comes to the cage accompanied by Rock You Like a Hurricane. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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169 lbs
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bubbles Ticklepants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Keith Keystone!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Viktor Lagutenko and Konstantin Menshow.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Keystone throws a right hand that misses
and Ticklepants counters with a nice body kick.
Ticklepants swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Keystone counters with a low kick, right behind Ticklepants 's knee.
Keystone swats away the attempt to clinch by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Keystone throws an overhand right that lands on Ticklepants's shoulder, as Ticklepants tries to avoid the shot.
Ticklepants tries to clinch up but Keystone circles away and keeps his distance.
Ticklepants misses with a body kick.
Ticklepants throws a body kick that misses.
Keystone misses with a looping right.
Keystone throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ticklepants is looking to clinch but Keystone is avoiding it.
Keystone avoids the head kick by Ticklepants.
Both fighters circling a little - Ticklepants finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Keystone throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Ticklepants's waist but Ticklepants gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Keystone off to one side.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Keystone misses with a looping right.
Keystone misses with a body shot.
Keystone avoids the head kick by Ticklepants.
Keystone cracks a nice hook into Ticklepants's ribs.
Ticklepants throws a push kick but Keystone slaps the foot to one side.
Ticklepants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Keith Keystone seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ticklepants throws a quick inside leg kick.
Keystone avoids a kick to the body.
Keystone moves out of range of the body kick.
Ticklepants displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Keystone.
Keystone throws a right and a left that Ticklepants avoids nicely.
Keystone throws out a loose jab but Ticklepants uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ticklepants throws a head kick that half lands.
Ticklepants throws a sloppy head kick and Keystone moves out of range easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants tried to score with a low kick but Keystone checks it.
Keystone shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Ticklepants napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Keystone trying to control the position but Ticklepants is working away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ticklepants sneaks back into half guard.
Keystone not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Keystone trying to control from Ticklepants's half guard. Ticklepants has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Keystone forces his way into half guard.
Keystone wants to work for an arm triangle but Ticklepants is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keystone passes to side control.
Keystone looking to control but instead Ticklepants has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Ticklepants is looking for a sweep. Keystone is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Keystone is looking to take a break and control but Ticklepants is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Ticklepants makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Ticklepants.
Ticklepants might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Keystone is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Ticklepants is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Ticklepants has escaped and now he's on top!
Ticklepants sitting in guard, not really doing much.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bubbles Ticklepants dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
A telegraphed right hand from Keystone misses the target.
Ticklepants feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Keystones jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Keystone looks for a takedown but Ticklepants sprawls well.
A clash of legs there as Keystone blocks the low kick.
Keystone avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Keystone avoids a kick to the body.
Ticklepants moves away from the strike by Keystone.
Ticklepants misses with a low kick as Keystone jumps back.
Keystone lands with a nice combination. Ticklepants backs away looking to recover.
Ticklepants lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ticklepants slips a straight right by Keystone.
Ticklepants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Keystone shoots in but Ticklepants avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Bubbles Ticklepants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ticklepants looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Keystone on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ticklepants. Ticklepants obviously looking to wear him down.
Keystone takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Ticklepants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Keystone.
Ticklepants throws a nice inside leg kick.
Keystone dives in and grabs Ticklepants's left leg, looking for a takedown. Ticklepants pushes down on Keystone's head and hops out.
Bubbles Ticklepants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Keith Keystone.
Keystone tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ticklepants was well out of range. Poor timing from Keystone.
Ticklepants lands a leg kick that knocks Keystone off balance momentarily.
Keystone throws a hook but Ticklepants blocks it.
Bubbles Ticklepants is winning the standup battle so far.
Ticklepants pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Keystone scores with a nice strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Keystone waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ticklepants.
Nice body punch from Ticklepants.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ticklepants tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Keystone manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ticklepants throws a head kick that misses.
Keystone is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ticklepants.
Keystone takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Keystone looks for a takedown but Ticklepants sprawls well.
Keystone takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Keystone is breathing heavily.
Ticklepants scores with a push kick.
Keystone connects with a crisp jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ticklepants.
Ticklepants ducks under a wild hook from Keystone.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Ticklepants.
Keystone might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A thudding body kick lands there by Ticklepants!
Ticklepants moves away from the strike by Keystone.
Ticklepants doesn't manage to clinch there - Keystone circles away.
Keystone avoids a kick to the body.
Ticklepants misses with a wild body shot.
Keystone slips under a jab from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants connects with an inside leg kick.
Ticklepants throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ticklepants scores with a nice body kick.
Ticklepants thumps Keystone with a low kick.
Ticklepants misses with a low kick as Keystone jumps back.
Ticklepants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ticklepants tries to close the distance and clinch up but Keystone swats him away and circles back towards the center.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants throws a jab but it's blocked by Keystone.
Ticklepants takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ticklepants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Keystone tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Keystone throws a shot from downtown. Ticklepants moves away and avoids it.
Ticklepants throws a low kick but Keystone avoids it.
Keystone misses with a looping left.
Ticklepants keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Keystone.
Ticklepants looks to land a combination. Keystone sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Ticklepants bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Keystone is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Ticklepants dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Keystone. That did some damage!
Ticklepants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bubbles Ticklepants dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Ticklepants misses with a head kick.
Ticklepants clinches up against the cage.
Ticklepants trying to land knees to the body.
Ticklepants tries a body shot but Keystone blocks it.
Keystone blocks a body shot from Ticklepants.
Keystone tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Keystone's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Ticklepants with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Keystone misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ticklepants lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Ticklepants stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Keystone has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Ticklepants.
Keystone misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ticklepants with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A short uppercut from Ticklepants.
Keystone throws a punch but it's blocked by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants stops a takedown attempt from Keystone.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ticklepants is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Keystone is defending well for now.
Ticklepants lands a right hand that snaps the head of Keystone backwards.
Ticklepants throws a knee to the head but misses.
Ticklepants prevents the takedown attempt.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Ticklepants trying to land knees to the body.
Keystone is working for takedown but Ticklepants is calmly controlling the position for now.
Bubbles Ticklepants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Keith Keystone.
Ticklepants is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Keystone is defending well for now.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Keystone avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants landing knees to the head.
Ticklepants lands a nice uppercut.
Keystone takes a shot to the head.
Keystone takes a knee to the side of the body.
Keystone avoiding damage as Ticklepants throws knees to the body.
Ticklepants missing with knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Keystone misses with some punches.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Keystone throws a punch but it's blocked by Ticklepants.
Keystone misses with a body punch.
The referee calls for Ticklepants to work.
Ticklepants trying to control the position but instead, Keystone has worked for underhooks and has pushed Ticklepants into the cage.
Ticklepants with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A short uppercut from Ticklepants.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Keystone swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ticklepants.
Ticklepants is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Keystone is defending well for now.
Ticklepants lands with a short head shot on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keystone working aggressively here.
Keystone managing to block the knees to the body from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants misses with a knee strike.
Keystone tries to break the clinch but Ticklepants is controlling the position.
Keystone dodges an elbow strike from Ticklepants.
Bubbles Ticklepants has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Ticklepants lands a good knee to the midsection. Keystone won't want to take too many of those.
Keystone takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Keystone blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Keystone lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Keystone takes a knee to the side of the body.
A frustrated look appears on Keystone's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Keystone avoids the damage to the body.
Keystone is looking to take this one to the mat.
Keystone has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Ticklepants is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Keystone can do to turn this around?
Keystone is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Keystone avoids it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Keystone avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Keystone avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ticklepants keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Keystone's efforts to push away.
Keystone tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ticklepants comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Ticklepants misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Keystone.
Ticklepants misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Keystone.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bubbles Ticklepants clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Ticklepants is looking to chop away at Keystone's legs.
Ticklepants goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ticklepants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ticklepants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ticklepants looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Ticklepants throws a solid leg kick but Keystone takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Ticklepants.
Keystone has his takedown stuffed
and Ticklepants counters with a big head kick but Keystone shrugs it off.
Ticklepants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ticklepants bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Keystone's head backwards.
A slow jab from Keystone misses its intended target.
Keystone misses with a takedown attempt - Ticklepants sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Keystone misses with a looping left.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Keystone. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Keystone.
Keystone moves out of range as Ticklepants throws a body kick.
A swing and a miss from Ticklepants.
Keystone shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Bubbles Ticklepants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Keith Keystone.
Ticklepants throws a sloppy head kick and Keystone moves out of range easily.
A big left from Keystone misses.
Ticklepants looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Ticklepants takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Ticklepants stuffs the takedown.
Ticklepants takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Keystone is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Ticklepants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Keystone moves out of range as Ticklepants throws a body kick.
Keystone is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants slips under a jab.
Ticklepants lands a nice leg kick that just misses Keystone's sensitive parts.
Ticklepants takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Ticklepants misses with a head kick.
Keystone avoids the body shot from Ticklepants.
Keystone takes a swing at Ticklepants's ribcage but misses.
Ticklepants displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Keystone.
Ticklepants drives through and clinches with Keystone against the cage.
The referee calls for Keystone to work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Keystone misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Ticklepants throws an elbow but misses.
Keystone is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Ticklepants gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Ticklepants misses with a punch to the body.
Ticklepants throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Ticklepants lands a knee to the head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Ticklepants throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Ticklepants just leaning against Keystone, taking a breather.
Ticklepants misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Keystone.
Keystone is looking to take this one to the mat.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants landing knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ticklepants scores with a shot to the side of Keystone's head.
A nice left hand lands by Keystone.
Ticklepants with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Ticklepants tries a knee to the head but Keystone blocks it.
Ticklepants blocks an uppercut.
Ticklepants is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Keystone is defending well for now.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the head but Keystone blocks with his arms.
Keystone takes an elbow to the temple.
Ticklepants misses with an elbow over the top.
Keystone managing to block the knees to the body from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants tries a knee to the head but Keystone blocks it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Ticklepants.
Keystone is trying to drag Ticklepants to the mat but Ticklepants just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
A frustrated look appears on Keystone's face as he tries to break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bubbles Ticklepants had his way with Keith Keystone in that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Ticklepants looks to land a body kick but Keystone moved away.
Keystone scores with a jab.
A swing and a miss from Keystone.
Ticklepants closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Keystone is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Ticklepants pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Keystone misses with a body punch.
Keystone avoiding damage as Ticklepants throws knees to the body.
Keystone is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Ticklepants gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Keystone managing to block the knees to the body from Ticklepants.
Keystone misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Keystone misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ticklepants scores a nice knee to the body.
Keystone is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Ticklepants lands a knee to the head.
Ticklepants missing with knees to the body.
Ticklepants misses with a punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Keystone tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Keystone managing to block the knees to the body from Ticklepants.
A body shot lands from Ticklepants.
Keystone swings wildly with an uppercut but Ticklepants uses good head movement to avoid it.
Keystone takes a knee right on the jaw!
Keystone is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Ticklepants landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Keystone takes an elbow to the temple.
Ticklepants misses with a punch to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ticklepants.
Ticklepants working Keystone over with knees to the body.
Keystone on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants working Keystone over with knees to the body.
A hook to the body from Ticklepants.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Keystone tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ticklepants's elbow.
Keystone misses with a punch on the inside.
Keystone wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Keystone struggles to land a body shot inside as Ticklepants controls his hands.
Keystone on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Keystone avoids the elbow strike from Ticklepants, against the cage.
Ticklepants is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ticklepants lands a nice uppercut.
Keystone avoiding damage as Ticklepants throws knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ticklepants.
Ticklepants lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Keystone misses with some punches.
Keystone managing to block the knees to the body from Ticklepants.
Bubbles Ticklepants is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ticklepants.
Keystone is looking for a takedown.
Bubbles Ticklepants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Keith Keystone.
Keystone tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ticklepants is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Keystone is defending well for now.
Keith Keystone has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Keystone swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short right from Ticklepants on the inside.
Keystone's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Keystone is trying to push Ticklepants away but Ticklepants has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Keystone tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Keystone throws a punch but it's blocked by Ticklepants.
Keystone tries to score a body lock takedown but Ticklepants shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Keystone doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ticklepants.
Keystone misses with a punch to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants is defending well against a takedown attempt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Keystone tries to work over Ticklepants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Keystone misses with a hook from the clinch.
Keystone has Ticklepants pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Ticklepants manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bubbles Ticklepants showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Ticklepants, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 50:45
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 50:45
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bubbles Ticklepants!
Bubbles Ticklepants retains his lightweight title!
A victorious Bubbles Ticklepants thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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