|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Henry Farr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mel Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
|
|
|
193 cm
20
205 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
|
189 cm
26
205 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Intelligent |
|
Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful |
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Henry Farr! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mel Turd! The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Joseph Jones and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Turd misses with a double jab
and Farr counters with a body kick. Turd tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Farr swivels and escapes. Turd decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard. The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet. Turd sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Farr defending well though. Farr looks like he's trying to stand up.
Farr trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful. Farr has hold of Turd's hands but Turd slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow. Farr wants to get back to his feet. Turd drops an elbow to the side of Farr's head. This has been an exciting period of action! Turd thows a huge punch but Farr dodges it nicely.
Farr is trying to maintain the position but Turd is very close to passing his half guard. Turd is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. Turd content to control rather than advance. Farr blocking the ground and pound attempt from Turd.
That's one minute gone in the round. Farr wants to stand back up but Turd manages to pass into side control.
Turd lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Farr down.
Turd lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Farr down.
Farr is not content to let Turd control the position. Farr parries the strikes from Turd easily there. Turd is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Farr to escape.
Turd sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Farr is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Turd landing a few strikes. Turd working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Farr is rocked! Turd is chipping away with strikes.
Oh Farr is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!! Farr on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Farr tries to get out of the position. Turd cracks Farr with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Turd immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! Farr is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Turd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mel Turd!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
73% |
|
|
|
|
|
|