PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Osama Bin Larden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bin Larden has chosen We will Rock you as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Tiny Bomb has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Tiny Bomb seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Bomb
vs
Bin Larden

225 cm
25
300 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

200 cm
25
289 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tiny Bomb!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Osama Bin Larden!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bin Larden throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Bomb throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bin Larden.
Bomb stuffs the takedown.
Bin Larden looks gassed!
Bomb misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bin Larden shoots in for a takedown but Bomb shows good takedown defense.
Bin Larden fails with a takedown attempt.
Tiny Bomb has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Osama Bin Larden.
Sloppy strikes from Bomb. Those never looked like landing.
Bin Larden avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bomb misses with a series of wild punches.

Bomb lands a big uppercut and Bin Larden crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Bin Larden looks OK. Bomb waves Bin Larden back to his feet!

It looks like Osama Bin Larden has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bomb connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Bin Larden out cold! This one is over in a flash!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tiny Bomb!