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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ima Yerface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ignatius Reilly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yerface's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, In Flames - Like You Better Dead. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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214 lbs
20 - 5 - 0 |
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190 cm
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214 lbs
23 - 6 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ima Yerface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ignatius Reilly!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Alyssa Summers and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yerface thows a left - swing and a miss!
Reilly walks into a straight right hand from Yerface.
Yerface dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Yerface lands with a nice body kick.
A head kick misses from Yerface.
Reilly throws a head kick that misses.
Reilly scores with a hook.
Yerface throws a body kick that misses
and Reilly counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Reilly scores with a leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yerface drives through with a takedown into Reilly's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Yerface with a nice head shot there.
Yerface throws a big elbow that misses.
Yerface is looking to work some ground and pound but Reilly has wrist control.
Yerface looking to pass the guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Yerface trying to control the position from guard on top but Reilly is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Yerface looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Ima Yerface.
Yerface misses with a low kick as Reilly jumps back.
Yerface bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Reilly's head.
Yerface scores with a one two! Reilly had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
It looks like Ignatius Reilly has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Reilly lands a jab-cross combination.
Ima Yerface seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
An inside leg kick lands from Yerface.
Yerface swinging wildly here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Reilly feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Yerface's calf.
Yerface attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Ignatius Reilly is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Reilly scores with a jab to the body.
Reilly wants to clinch
and Yerface makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Yerface wants to land a leg kick but Reilly is out of range.
A slapping body kick lands there for Yerface.
Reilly lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reilly slips under a jab from Yerface.
Yerface takes a swing at Reilly's ribcage but misses.
Yerface swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Yerface fails with an attempt to clinch.
Reilly scores with a kick to the body.
Yerface misses with a left hand
and Reilly counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Reilly throws a body kick that misses.
Yerface is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Reilly throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Yerface avoids a punch combination nicely.
Yerface is looking to clinch.
Reilly just misses with a punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yerface slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Reilly pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Yerface misses with a low kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yerface buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Reilly walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Yerface checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Reilly throws the kick towards the body but Yerface avoids it.
Reilly on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Yerface. Yerface obviously looking to wear him down.
Reilly fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Yerface is out of range.
Yerface moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Yerface has Reilly up against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yerface blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Yerface on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Ima Yerface will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ignatius Reilly's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Reilly works over Yerface's head and body with a nice combination.
Reilly throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ignatius Reilly seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Yerface throws a good cross that connects.
Reilly tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Yerface shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Reilly staying out of range there.
Yerface lands a jab to Reilly's midsection.
Reilly checks a low kick from Yerface.
Yerface tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yerface swats away the attempt to clinch by Reilly.
Reilly throws a leg kick that is checked
and Yerface connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Yerface throws a leg kick
and Reilly counters with a nice uppercut.
Yerface throws a low kick, looking for Reilly's leg but Reilly calmly moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Yerface ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
That kick from Yerface tenderised Reilly's leg. Reilly is trying to keep his angry face on.
Yerface throws a poor cross that misses
and Reilly cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Reilly tries to clinch up but Yerface circles away and keeps his distance.
Yerface walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Reilly checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Yerface.
Yerface has closed the distance and engaged Reilly in a clinch.
Yerface lands a nice elbow.
Yerface throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Yerface breaks from the clinch.
Reilly wants to slow Yerface down by chopping away at his legs.
Reilly misses with a kick to the body.
Yerface thows a body shot but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface cracks Reilly with a good jab.
Yerface instigates a clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Reilly leaning his opponent against the cage.
Yerface controlling the action here for a moment.
Yerface is looking to break free of the clinch but Reilly has double underhooks.
Reilly tries a knee to the head but Yerface blocks it.
Yerface missing with knees to the body.
Yerface misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Yerface fails to land.
Yerface holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Yerface is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yerface lands a nice shot to the body.
Yerface breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Reilly has closed the distance and engaged Yerface in a clinch.
Yerface looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Yerface missing with knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Yerface - that landed with a thud.
Reilly misses with an elbow over the top.
Yerface using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Reilly has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Yerface misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Reilly has Yerface pressed against the cage.
Reilly blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Yerface tries to circle away but Reilly has him pinned against the cage.
Reilly creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Yerface breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Reilly scores with a hook.
Yerface throws a series of punches but Reilly moves out of range.
A slow jab from Reilly misses its intended target.
Reilly avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yerface fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Reilly has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Yerface pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Reilly throws a series of punches but Yerface moves out of range.
A jab from Yerface misses.
Reilly moves out of range as Yerface throws a body kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Reilly fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Yerface.
Yerface is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Reilly misses the shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ima Yerface dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Ignatius Reilly's cut.
That's time! Yerface's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
A nice leg kick lands there from Reilly.
Reilly throws an overhand right that lands on Yerface's shoulder, as Yerface tries to avoid the shot.
Jab from Yerface.
Yerface displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Reilly throws out the jab.
Reilly's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Yerface closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Reilly to the mat! Reilly manages to get full guard.
Yerface decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Reilly, up you get!
Reilly takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Yerface is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Reilly.
Reilly tries to clinch but Yerface moves out of range.
Yerface lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Reilly throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Yerface counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Reilly fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Yerface, pushing him back against the cage.
Yerface works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Yerface pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Yerface lands with an overhand left.
Reilly blocks a head kick by Yerface.
Reilly pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Yerface jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Yerface steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Reilly. That one must have hurt.
Yerface fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Reilly.
Yerface tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Reilly manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Reilly tries to clinch there but Yerface circles away.
A jab from Yerface misses.
Yerface misses with a body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface lands a slapping body shot.
Reilly throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Yerface has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Reilly.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Reilly lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Reilly staying out of range there.
Reilly misses the jab.
Yerface misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Yerface chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Crunch! Yerface slams his shin into Reilly's torso.
Reilly paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Yerface throws a sloppy head kick and Reilly moves out of range easily.
Yerface fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Reilly checks it well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reilly slips a straight right by Yerface.
Reilly throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Yerface sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Yerface throws a series of punches but Reilly moves out of range.
Ignatius Reilly has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Yerface throws a lazy right hand but Reilly sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Reilly throws a nice outside leg kick.
Nice cross by Reilly.
Reilly is looking to clinch.
Yerface misses with a body shot.
Yerface misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Reilly.
Reilly jabs at Yerface's body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Reilly lands the left hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Yerface tries to clinch but Reilly moves out of range.
Ima Yerface is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yerface pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Reilly back to the cage. Yerface follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Yerface throws a leg kick that is checked
and Reilly counters with a straight right hand.
Reilly thows a body shot but no joy.
A nice inside leg kick there by Yerface. That's going to slow Reilly down.
Yerface misses with a looping left.
Yerface fails in his attempt to clinch.
Yerface walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Reilly checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Reilly throws a body punch but Yerface moves out of range.
Yerface scores with a leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Reilly blocks the body kick.
Reilly tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Yerface lands with a right hand.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Ignatius Reilly.
I think Yerface has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 29:28
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ima Yerface!
A very excited looking Ima Yerface made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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