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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Super Macho Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homeless Drunk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Macho Man kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Macho Man. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Homeless Drunk was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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155 lbs
3 - 4 - 0 |
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18
155 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Super Macho Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homeless Drunk!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Macho Man throws an overhand right that lands on Drunk's shoulder, as Drunk tries to avoid the shot.
Macho Man thows a left - swing and a miss!
Super Macho Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Drunk ducks under a wild hook from Macho Man.
A big right from Macho Man misses.
Drunk steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Macho Man.
Macho Man feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Drunks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Macho Man dips to his left and cracks Drunk with an uppercut!
Drunk tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Macho Man swivels and escapes.
No luck for Drunk with that takedown attempt.
Drunk uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Macho Man.
Macho Man misses the jab.
Drunk slips a jab from Macho Man.
Drunk moves out of range as Macho Man strikes.
Nice defenses there by Drunk.
A big left from Macho Man misses.
Macho Man throws a lazy right hand but Drunk sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Drunk takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
It looks like Homeless Drunk has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Drunk slips a straight right by Macho Man.
Macho Man is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Drunk ducks under a wild hook from Macho Man.
A slow jab from Macho Man misses its intended target.
Drunk shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Macho Man drops Drunk with a straight right hand, right on the button! Macho Man follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Macho Man!
Super Macho Man really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that New World Order Clothing logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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