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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randal Pritchard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Santana Ft Everlast - Put Your Lights On. Pritchard has chosen English Blood, Irish Heart - By Morrissey as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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185 lbs
21 - 9 - 0 |
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191 lbs
17 - 8 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Randal Pritchard!
The judges for this bout are Roger Salmon, Josh West and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman pivots, looking for a leg kick but Pritchard is out of range and Cartman settles back down.
A swing and a miss from Pritchard.
Pritchard tests Cartman's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A slow jab from Pritchard misses its intended target.
Cartman thows a body shot but no joy.
A combination from Pritchard does no damage.
Cartman lands with a thumping leg kick.
Pritchard pushes Cartman away with a front kick.
Pritchard lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cartman at a distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pritchard throws a low kick, looking for Cartman's leg but Cartman calmly moves out of range.
Cartman looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Pritchard tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman throws a big elbow that misses.
Cartman preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartman loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Pritchard wants to sweep here but Cartman controlling him for the moment.
Cartman missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Cartman postures up in Pritchard's guard and throws a big left but Pritchard blocks it.
Pritchard working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Cartman.
Pritchard tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Pritchard trying to control the position here.
Cartman missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman trying to control but Pritchard is working from the bottom.
Pritchard pulls Cartman in close to prevent any damage.
Cartman throws a big elbow that misses.
Cartman trying to control the position from guard on top but Pritchard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pritchard really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Cartman. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Cartman tests Pritchard's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cartman walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Pritchard checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman shoots in and gets a takedown into Pritchard's guard.
Pritchard has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Cartman has passed into side control.
Cartman working away.
Cartman throws a strike aimed at the side of Pritchard's head but Pritchard avoids it well.
Cartman working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Cartman is chipping away with strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pritchard takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Pritchard avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Cartman.
Cartman has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Pritchard!
Cartman dominating with strikes here.
Poor strikes thrown by Cartman there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Cartman cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Cartman throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Pritchard because Cartman loaded up on that one.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pritchard is trying to escape the mount.
Cartman lands with some strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cartman.
Pritchard is rocked!
Cartman lands a jab and follows it up with a massive straight that knocks Pritchard out cold! Pritchard is crumpled in the corner, his head only propped up by the cage! That's one for the organiziational promos right there! Wow, what a finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:07 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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